The Dutchess

well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

[catgirlies]

[nuderefsarebest]

[strangehorse]

[ID: two tweets from Nat Townen (Twitter handle @NatTowsen). They read: 

‘Sorry if this is too controversial but it’s actually bad if a person dies needlessly even if they are not American’

‘I asked a mathematician and he said that one brown person is actually the same number of people as one American.’]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[theweirdwideweb]

[needlessdefiance]

@gunslap

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[barahsarah]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Every time I hear news on Joe Biden I remember this headline

[needlessdefiance]

@gunslap

[thebootydiaries]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[pissvortex]

i still cant believe this shit like i am amazed by how transparent they are with their contempt for him

[needlessdefiance]

@gunslap

[dansoncapaldi-deactivated201910]

THERE’S MORE OMFG THANK YOU JAMEELA

THIS IS THE CONTENT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[weirdlandtv]

[lycanrocc]

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[needlessdefiance]

@gunslap

[dyingdannii-deactivated20201002]

I love him……. 🍑

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[shitshilarious]

“whats for dinner mom?”

“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

[tylerd-rden-blog]

“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”

[blond-shell]

TAIKA WAITITI by James Macari for Entertainment Weekly (2019)

[saint-batrick]

my crush on him is so severe.