#sadreceptionist

cj, 24 she/her

[vonisv]

Everyone give Terry Crews your power so he can burn Hollywood and its roaches to the ground

[mainflopgirl]

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

[circuskidcon]

Thor ghost wrote this

[pi-la]

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

[xohighglo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjFzGezFz5n/

[weirdness-is-good]

[phoebusbridgers]

[febreze1995]

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave

9 year old me:

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/BgmA4YuDMSB/

[leah-cultice]

Xiao Wen Ju by Leslie Zhang for Grazia China May 2018

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via axolotlcuddles)

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

[adulthoodisokay]

i think about this a lot

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[changingmorphologies]

I went into lush exactly once and the employee asked me to tell him “the story of my skin”

[cherryvelvetfemme]

the goal in life, as is i expect for anyone, is to fuck a vampire