I'm only alive thanks to coffee and stress

I tired. I'm sleepy. I want bed. They/them.

[valtsv]

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@teaboot

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[kosmogrl]

[mazzakr]

this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[himejoshikomaru]

"nothing is anything" - toddler playing gravely with blocks

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[bebsi-cola]

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

[bebsi-cola]

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

[pekkhum]

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.

[spiny-ant]

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[mf-dude]

[d0ggyd0g]

[bitchfitch]

My mother loves Broadway. it is genuinely her favorite thing on the planet. She goes to whatever show she can get tickets to every chance she gets ok.

Often without knowing Anything about the show before she goes.

One of these shows was Hadestown. A retelling of the story of Orpheus and Eurydice. She had never heard the story before she walked into that theater.

Another fun fact is that my mother often uses me the way most people use Google. If she wants an answer to a weird or esoteric question, she just calls me.

Which is why I got a phone call one day, the crowd leaving the theater loud in the background, as my mother, sobbing, demands to know if That is how the story always ends.

And of course it is, no matter how many times the story is told, it almost always ends the same way.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[cookiedoves]

pudgy pigeon 🌸

[prokopetz]

One thing I've learned about Megamind from sixteen years of watching Megamind fans reply to every post which even tangentially concerns American superhero tropes with "this happens in Megamind" is that Megamind fans like to lie about what happens in Megamind.