Fancy Handwriting

I mostly reblog anything about bees, books I’m obsessed with, or anything that entertains me. She/her

[acolytesandtea]

The bees will still be out in the spring.

The bees will still be out in the spring.

The bees will still be out in the spring.

[thememedaddy]

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[hungryhedon]

ELIZABETH RAAB PHOTOGRAPHY

Guerriere series

www.elizabethraab.com

[stefkaryan]

I know it’s a photo, but my heart says it’s a Renaissance painting.

[nerdvanauniverse]

I’m honestly tearing up rn. I’ve never seen someone who looked like me in modern art shown in a positive light like this. Thank you so much

[politijohn]

Source

[skunkes]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

[acolytesandtea]

I can’t get a refill on my meds until I see my specialist who’s booked out a month and everything itches

[acolytesandtea]

There should be a rule that chores stop when something big happens. What do you mean I still have laundry and dishes

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[acolytesandtea]

I really wish libro.fm had a history/relisten count. There are some books that are a background to my life now so I don’t bother tracking them, but I’d love to know how many hours I’ve spent with them.

[the-rambling-bluebottle]

the relationship between eleanor (or lenore) and simon keating in the starless sea made me very very normal i swear

what if you just had a good conversation and sex with someone wonderful and then they went through a door to another room and never found their way back. what if you were both lonely and/or abused and this was the first time you had a real connection. what if you were from places where time runs differently so it was never certain anyway. what if all you had left of them was their favorite book or their child that you desperately looked for bits of them in to remember them by. what if it made you mad and wander cities of bone calling out their name instead of going home like orpheus looking for eurydice before sadly accepting that you were just a loose link in their story. what if you were so doomed by the narrative that your daughter being Fate reincarnated was your only salvation. what if ALL THAT