Hodgepodge

A consistently inconsistent personal blog.

[h4h4n0tfunny]

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[thememedaddy]

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

[chandra-telescope]

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[eregyrn-falls]

It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash

(an instant-classic example of a Tumblr thread where so many people add value!)

[pawnshopsouls]

So wherever you look, be it near or far,

know Hope can be found wherever you are.

[liesandnights]

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me.

[gaynfl-moved]

tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

[rumandnukacola]

Create a tax plan for billionaires and big businesses which is on par with European standards to eliminate poverty. Or like, change the national anthem to American Idiot. I could die happy if either of those happened.

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[pochowek]

[slimegirlnuclei]

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

[baldmultiverse]

[theambitiouswoman]

If you bought yourself flowers & little gifts, you wouldn't accept someone who doesn't

If you complimented & talked good about yourself, you wouldn't accept someone who doesn't

If you cared about your well being & love languages, you wouldn't accept someone who doesn't

If you took yourself on dates, you wouldn't accept someone who doesn't

If you cared about your feelings, you wouldn't accept someone who doesn't communicate

If you loved, respected & accepted yourself, you wouldn't accept someone who doesn't

It starts with you!!!!!!!

[winged-void]

this month i will be attempting november.

[shitarou]

Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[daisenseiben]

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

[3rebor-deactivated20250101]

@entities-of-posts

the vast?

[entities-of-posts]

Seconded

[cungadero]

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

[remanence-of-love]

[allthatispeculiar]

by JakeLikesOnions