Sumptous Little Slut

kevin. 23. aspiring cock destroyer. just a little creachure

[mariakono]

[mariakono]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[cataclysmcrows]

collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

[kibumkim]

😭😭😭😭

[pikslasrce]

the ai:

[technofeudalism]

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

someone in the tags said they wanted to see wheatley peridot so here you go

[buzzingroyalty]

[legendofdinner]

TP dump just three 

[secretboldy]

Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

[bathroomcube]

[bathroomcube]

[hotvampireadjacent]

"in a Twitter post, English Grandmaster Nigel Short described the opening [The bongcloud attack] as an "insult to chess""

[blog-of-horribleness]

[raspbearyarts]

⚔️

[puphoods]

[txttletale]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[oneheadtoanother]

[brotherfather]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[mattressblowoutsale]

Its the wrong trousers gromit!

[solardrake]

HUH?

[solardrake]

finally someone who can match my intellect

[e-102]

[e-102]

this is too funny one of these characters is a woman i want you to guess which one

[howl224]

Don’t let the gays learn of Dorohedoro, they’ll ruin it insisting all my muscle waifus are trans or something.

[e-102]

L+Ratio+Canon trans character

[apjvff]

Reblog if you've seen a White person before but did not have a camera to document the encounter.