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I live in a house but I'm homeless

[lolfactory]

[meanplastic]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

[mysharona1987]

[classicalliberalleague]

Trump to push end to birthright citizenship as U.S. elections loom

President Donald Trump said he will seek to end the right of citizenship to chil...

This is a complete and unquestionable violation of the Constitution.

Impeach this worthless fascist fucker and remove him now.

[soupdrag0n]

[yungputa22]

[bundyspooks]

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.

[hellotailor]

isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.

[livlove54]

A fair point

[threesquaresdown]

tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

[popping-smoke-deactivated201503]

Dear Tumblr, Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

[texas-wandering]

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

[haiku-robot]

if this doesn’t become a famous text post i think i’d go insane…

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[neglectedfirealarm]

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[cirrates]

[5oil]

[huthor]

Dior homme fw 17

[funnypicsdept]

[godhatesme-22]

Um….

[nickohlessa]

The real OZ

Little known fact.: 

They had to re-shoot the ending of the Wizard of Oz because it was too violent. In the original ending they didn’t just make it to Oz and get all their problems fixed and escape away. In the real ending , they’re skipping down the yellow brick road and run into the Italian Mafia. The gangsters get out of their Cadillac pull their guns and say ‘Give me the girl” Scarecrow steps forward and is like ,”You know i cant do that Corleone!”. BANG!!! They shoot Scarecrow and a gun fight breaks out. Toto is biting ankles ,  Tin Man is hit and leaking oil everywhere , The lion runs away because he’s a bitch. When the dust settles it’s down to Tin Man who protected Dorthy and one wounded Mafia member.     And he pleads with Tin Man , “please please have mercy. I have kids I have a family.” Tin man lowers his glock 9 …. and says yeah … BUT I DONT HAVE A HEART 

POW POW POW POW

ROLL CREDITS 

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Solitude is dangerous. It’s addictive. Once you see how peaceful it is, you don’t want to deal with people.”

— WomenWorking.com

[quotemadness]

“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”

— Kurt Cobain

[turtlessuggest]

Classes

FIghter

Barbarian

Paladin

Thief

Ranger

Bard

Wizard

Sorcerer

Warlock

Cleric

Edit: Almost forgot

Monk

Druid