[waestlandbaby]

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[leiten7]

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

[margaretmcpoyle]

I super do not want to

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[aniki-price]

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

"Buckets don't occur in nature"

actually goes hard as fuck.

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[anna-scribbles]

if you imagine an animatic hard enough it should come true

[penandinkprincess]

they should invent a bedtime that i actually go to sleep at

[1o9]

[masochism101]

its always What The Fuck Is Wrong with You and never Yes Princess whatever u say princess

[teaboot]

How do you use tumblr if you can't read?

I don’t know but by the grace of God some of yall scraping by

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do