I'm Not A Bot

I swear, like I mean it

[guerrillatech]

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[noknowshame]

[charlesoberonn]

Reverse Piano Man

[important-cat-pics]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[only-cat-memes]

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[florianflux]

sniles so sneetly at you

[genericpuff]

husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley

after we got married in-game it did the thing it does and asked us if we wanted to have a baby

we were like yeah sure why not, we're not having kids irl so may as well have a cute lil' virtual baby that costs us nothing and we can turn into a dove at any time

like the very next day we got that super rare 0.8% chance event that we had NO CLUE ABOUT where a freaking alien capsule drops on your farm in the middle of the night and the next day it's like shattered and whatever was inside is running loose

and we just froze and looked at each other like "??? is this our baby???" 😭😔

[adhdxxsdiary]

[axolotlandalite]

[ohsimplethinggs-deactivated2023]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[assortedinsanities]

I don't think this is still true. No normal person is going on 70 vacations in their life.

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Depends on what you count as a vacation.

[psshaw]

[sovietnam]