didn't i ?

jasmin, german, pathological people pleaser

[jamietartt-deactivated20220429]

all too well 10 minute - taylor swift / the infamous leonardo dicaprio girlfriend ‘25 is the cut off’ age chart / bradley cooper (38) reading lolita to his girlfriend, suki waterhouse (21) in a park / motion sickness - phoebe bridgers / dear john - taylor swift / illicit affairs - taylor swift / jeff & annie on community / dj - ts / favorite crime - olivia rodrigo / atw10 - ts / happier than ever - billie eilish / ms - pb

and finally, john mayer (32) on how he felt the song taylor swift (then 19) wrote about their relationship portrayed him unfairly. swift is still not the age he was when they dated.

[americachavez]

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

[alkalinetrios]

dec. 01, 2020

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[uwuspaceboy]

[idranktheeel]

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

[jackiedaytona]

you guys could post literally anything about this supernatural finale and i would believe it

[death-wife-deactivated20220202]

Four Seasons Total Landscaping posted this on their official Facebook page and if you didn’t think they knew exactly what they were doing, you will now

[yourlocalshitfish-deactivated20]

[nutsacktorturer]

[nutsacktorturer]

I like to think they're the same apartment

[cr0wlet-deactivated20201225]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

[thestraggletag]

I hate that Trump is going to behave like the biggest manbaby of all time and this in no way will be held against male politicians. Hillary Clinton had to be smiling and calm and just give the best concession speech of all time because otherwise she blew it for all women. She showed people that women were too emotional, too bitchy for higher office. Even though she lost she still needed to lose with ALL THE GRACE possible because otherwise she made it more difficult for women in the future to run. And I hate that. I hate that double standard.

[aheartofgold]

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Potter, you were named after the funniest thing I have ever seen,

[ranmagender]

[bacoose]

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[casualbaloth]

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

[red-mercer]

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

[wizard--spells]

[thesunsethour]

[mayasaura]

this destiel putin thing is the perfect storm of half truth and misinformation hitting at exactly the right time to make it the funniest thing that's ever happened

[creekfiend]

That one direction guy about to hold a press conference confessing that his toddler is fake any second now

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

this feels like the last meal before a lethal injection