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Out of Touch Turians

seongpinkhwa

everyone reblog this and add music opinions that make people want to commit violent crimes against you

iowadream

jungle isn’t massive

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catsbeaversandducks

Her name is Poofy and she’s a beauty.

Photos by u/GoBillsAndCats

hoppip

It must be clarified that it took the cat more than one night and a lot of perseverance (and fun!) to get good at guitar

evilsupplyco

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”

daywatch

Well MAYBE if you BOTHERED TO NAME HIM or I don’t know, DIDN’T BECOME DEATHLY ILL FROM THE SIGHT OF HIM MOVING we wouldn’t HAVE THIS PROBLEM

celero-loves-dragons

these are my parents talking to each other about me

badlydrawnjojocomics

common interests

shock

i really love the concept of leaving notes on the ground for other players in a game with only premade words and phrases to choose from because like

bloodborne is already fun, but seeing “it’s the scourge of the elderly” before fighting a bunch of old dudes on a bridge, or “reminescent of snake” to warn you an NPC is a traitor, "gorgeous view ahead” in front of a mirror, “reeks of wheelchair”, and my personal favorite

markrosewater

In the spirit of equality, can white give EACH player an extra turn? :^)

That we can talk about. : )

carrionkid

about to fail my gender presentation 😔😔

dsfjhd34jb2ibd-deactivated20210

assigned at BIRTH?! holy shit this presentation is so overdue do you think they accept late work

littlegraycats

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

littlegraycats

HURT PEOPLE

powerfulwizard

The secret 11th and 12th commandments

end0skeletal-undead

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

Photo credit here via Getty

blackpyrefly

*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck

only-cats-photos

awwww-cute

humor-n-shit-blog

Protecting my children

paxamericana

antisolanum

On Chapo Trap House they pointed out that when introduced to a dog he was seen to grab its’ whole face in his hand and shake it like it was a hand, and that that goes against millions of years of human evolutionary instinct.