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I’m sorry Putin did what
There was also a news report about a Russian bomb killing 119 US soldiers. The fact that it only got a very small blurb in the US news while the broadcasters continued focusing on COVID-19 is like. Almost unheard of. The US is a military country that looks for any opportunities they can to show that. It was very strange.
Did you actually just make that up? To be clear, I can find absolutely no evidence of this whatsoever.
I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence
“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours
Sad romance shit on this site be like [richard siken quote] [mitski lyrics] [hozier lyrics] [the song of achilles quote] [sufjan stevens lyrics] [fleabag quote] [some stucky fic quote] [florence lyrics] [oretes quote] [richard siken quote]. And damn it gets me everytime.
Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!
the highwaisted breeches and loosely-tucked white shirt, possibly with sword belt attached, is THe hottest look available to any single human (or other), and i would be the lustiest harlot in regency England had i existed when it was À La Mode
older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you
middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]
both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh
Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?
Oh to be a Victorian dandy, wildly bisexual, living in the days before anyone had realised what drugs actually did to you and there was a new Sherlock Holmes story every week
Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker
#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen
I’ve seen the Ursula K LeGuin quote about capitalism going around, but to really appreciate it you have to know the context.
The year is 2014. She has been given a lifetime achievement award from the National Book Awards. Neil Gaiman puts it on her neck in front of a crowd of booksellers who bankrolled the event, and it’s time to make a standard “thank you for this award, insert story here, something about diversity, blah blah blah” speech. She starts off doing just that, thanking her friends and fellow authors. All is well.
Then this old lady from Oregon looks her audience of executives dead in the eye, and says “Developing written material to suit sales strategies in order to maximize corporate profit and advertising revenue is not the same thing as responsible book publishing or authorship.”
She rails against the reduction of her art to a commodity produced only for profit. She denounces publishers who overcharge libraries for their products and censor writers in favor of something “more profitable”. She specifically denounces Amazon and its business practices, knowing full well that her audience is filled with Amazon employees. And to cap it off, she warns them: “We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art. Very often in our art, the art of words.”
Ursula K LeGuin got up in front of an audience of some of the most powerful people in publishing, was expected to give a trite and politically safe argument about literature, and instead told them directly “Your empire will fall. And I will help it along.”
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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??
lemony snicket: authority figures are either ineffectual or villainous
me, age 9: that seems unfair and unlikely lol
me, age now: ohhh my goood, lemony was trying to tell me
me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me