larry ( larry)

he/him/his (nearly 3!!!) ☽ robot! wages! now! ☽ plants, pants, and cats ☽ if u need it hacked, ask

[yuckyumz-deactivated20191004]

[millenniumitem]

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

[lakevida]

on it boss

[proteusolm]

Throwing up because this encyclopedia of fishes is organised alphabetically by common name so fish of the same genus are scattered wildly throughout.

[proteusolm]

This is cool though.

[proteusolm]

Looking into it further, what a weird ass fish. It's scientific name is Bathypterois dubius, and it is hermaphroditic. Also if you google snoutlet crotchfeeler fish you get 4 results total, no idea where the authors got that common name from but it is way better than "spiderfish".

[depsidase]

[leviathan-the-boy]

it says the actual flavour right here :/

[paper--machete]

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

[paper--machete]

Hospital

[straycatj]

きょうは わるさしてないのです

オレをしんじるです

I haven't done any bad mischievous... Trust me...

[straycatj]

しんじてもらえないので ふてねするです

I'm sulking on my bed because quite a number of people don't trust me

[lookcaitlin]

[prescription-cactus]

*cradles your face lovingly* hey. i spilled superglue on my hands

[ascii-yume]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

wyd after smoking out of this?

[grimeclown]

[sandsvendor100]

Do Not Send Me E Mails And All That Other E Shit

[mischon]

The Kiss, 2007 by Kelly Mark

[ejacutastic]

check out this disc that seemingly manifested itself at my work. it contains:

an illegal copy of Microsoft office

a copy of 7zip and winrar

a keygen that plays the hunger games theme song when opened and has a red button that when you click it just closes the entire program

an informative .txt file that tells you to turn off all the firewall and antivirus on your computer

definitely no viruses

[ejacutastic]

deny disc is the funniest thing that's happened to me in weeks nobody knows where it came from it might be sentient

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

Crayola ‘Techno Brite’ Crayons (1997)

[jame7t]

cmon bro let’s hang out I promise I won’t moan if you pet me again hahaa

[jame7t]

yes!! yippee!!!!!

[bang]

????????

[anshelinasholie]

me

[lookcaitlin]

[c3po]

going to burger kin getting the no doubles cheeseburger