I present to you my first born Blog

my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you

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https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

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don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

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Just sayin’

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You know what #467815 of the things I love about The Old Guard fandom is?

We’ve all agreed Nicky and Joe never tried to convert each other.

Instead, they REAFFIRM each other.

When they debate god, it’s the same being of love. When they talk of prophets, they value them all and know the scripture in multiple languages.

When Nicky’s wooden rosary finally rots away, Joe gets him a new mother-of-pearl one. When Joe’s prayer mat (he’s emotionally attached to it, okay) becomes threadbare, Nicky finds his new one. The Catholic Bible sits next to the Quran on the shelf in one of their many hideouts. Joe understands Nicky’s need to sit and ruminate on guilt. Nicky fasts with Joe during Ramadan and cooks Halal foods.

You guys just really GET IT. The idea that two different religions can compliment each other. You guys are the best.

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protective husbands mode: on 

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This Just In: joe definitely had a leg between nickys when they were sleeping at the paris safehouse

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“I play an immortal character in The Old Guard with Charlize Theron.

My character just appears for probably two minutes, but I trained a lot for that character. I trained for all the action and delivered my best of the best; not just one hundred, but two hundred.

I’m really excited of the movie and it came out, and I just realized that they pulled me all the way from Vietnam to London and shot all these things for three months,

and I appeared for one minute on screen, and then they drowned me in the freaking ocean for five hundred years—that’s the interesting part of the character.

But the thing is, it kind of payoff because I appeared at the very last scene that is leading us to a sequel, which I hope there will be a sequel. Otherwise, it’s gonna be just one minute. So if you guys likes the movie and comments about Quynh, I’ll have a chance to go back and give more about Quynh— the very first Vietnamese character from a big hollywood project.”

—Ngô Thanh Vân (Veronica Ngo) talks about her character Quynh, The Old Guard (dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood, 2020)

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Clap of the Titans.

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[lonsthedon]

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

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[h-arleen]

#me vs life

[helperhoopoe]

talk to your crush. not necessarily to tell them they’re your crush - but talk to them. get to know them. become friends with them.  treat them like a human being. love is so much stronger for being built on friendship.

[princessscrambledpancakes]

in movies where people are like “oh i like this person they’re so pretty” like???? do you know them???? you don’t know them! you don’t like them if you don’t know them!!!!!!!

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drake?

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josh?

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where’s the body of christ?

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[imaginationbecomesher]

2 more versions of the Spidey Sense aka …Peter Tingle.  

[peterflopker]

If New York believes Mysterio, some random dramatic bitch who literally just showed up, over Spider-Man, who protected their asses for two years, helped save half the universe with the Avengers, AND literally has the face of a puppy, then they don’t deserve my boy Peter Parker and Loki was right

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The Moment I Lost My God Damn Mind