she mobile on my sprout til im earthbound

He/They | 25 | Honorary Member of Weeny Hut Jr. 🌱 This is my junk drawer of blogs, everything that I like goes here.. a smorgasbord, if you will

[maxxie-or-smth]

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

[curseworm]

catholic school speedrun

[curseworm]

during the first liturgy if you slap the communion wine out of the priests hands and collapse at his feet hollering in tongues you can clip right through the floor and go straight to hell

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[wayneradiotv]

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk

[were--ralph]

This is killing me

[X]

[unpeeled-human]

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[viralfrog]

[yodaprod]

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,