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What's with all the toe content ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

h e l l o ? ? ?

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imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

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killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

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The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

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killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

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made nice yule goat!

it would be so sad, if something was…

to happen to it……..

very tragic……….

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This is a baby asking this to other babies

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me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

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What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

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Faith.

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I want my husband to have this accent

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alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

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“Alright, now I just went into 7-11. That’s pretty convenient. I guess. I dunno if it’s ok to label your entire fucking store a convenience store. Ok, for example, it’s kinda busy out. What if I were across the st-? [pause while video zooms in on 7-11 across the street] There’s another one. There’s another one right the fuck there. There’s a 7-11 [video swings back to original 7-11] there’s a 7-11. Alright. That’s fine. That’s pretty con-fucking-venient. I’m sorry for doubting you, 7-11, have a good night.”