cletus bleatus

jay | 24 | they/them | full-time piece of shit

[catchymemes]

[konoko]

[crippledpunks]

shoutout to every disabled person who has to spend a lot or most of their time in bed, on the couch, or laying down. here's to everyone with any kind of mental illnesses or neurodivergence that can cause depressive episodes, migraines and sleep disruption, here's to everyone with chronic fatigue syndrome/myalgic encephalomyelitis, here's to everyone with chronic pain, fibromyalgia, lupus, arthritis and multiple sclerosis, here's to everyone with bad backs, here's to everyone with chronic gastrointestinal issues, here's to everyone with chronic reproductive health problems. many of us have to spend most of our waking hours resting and we're not here by choice, but we're making the best of things. here's to us bedbound bitches

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

[thewomenandthechildren]

one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…

[calware]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

imma be 40 years old on tumblr.com like… just filed for life insurance lads

[porterr-robinson]

[homofied]

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[acutely-autistic]

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

[matzahball]

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

[lovingmadjom]

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

[bertrandcaillet-deactivated2023]

[nicollekidman]

[gobblechopstv]

[40ouncesandamule]

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

[ilovecats4ever]

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

[sparrow-va]

[dovesndecay]

i just think we should let him

[sparrowpharoh]

Aww, I thought she finally kicked it and this was how I was getting the news. Blatant queenbaiting.

[alystabz]

I’m sorry, why is the Doctor shooting her? That seems very much what he’s against? Or does Eccleston just have it out for the Queen?

[sparrowpharoh]

Chris Eccleston is a vocal anti-monarchist, ever since the queen’s health started failing the joke has been that he should get to finish her off

[kiwifluid]

JARED???????

[princess--bongwater]

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

@liquid-geodes

[liquid-geodes]

??????? JARED 25 ??????

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[asimovsideburns]

[mioxenoblade]

[redsiren308]

@angst-and-fajitas