[bob-belcher]

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[mockwa]

[zoeseyebrows]

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

[spatialapprentice]

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.

[fuckyeahafricans]

When you’ve been with your girl all day and you try to leave

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[bob-belcher]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

how is this 2010 if thats an iphone 6

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

my friends introducing me to ppl

[ouch]

[dank-doggos]

[teenagebillionaire]

[with-practice]

this has to stop.

[marcitlali]

i hate that she’s right

[sexanax]

forever 21 ruins so much shit like imagine wearing a jacket and it says squad on the back while ur walking alone

[phineasomg]

r u from europe because europiece of shit

[silent-butt-gay-deactivated2017]

[profashionall]

[igglooaustralia]

[milliads]