neon thoughts

I'm the living embodiment of "it could be worse."

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[bakwaaas]

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

[songsomi]

[songsomi]

[mamoru]

oh so suddenly wheelchair user representation bad because horror protagonist has a sweet ass, a banging cock, and a humble dream to shred?

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[decemberwinter]

man I hate this fuckass country so much

[decemberwinter]

reblog if you hate your country

[wincoshopper666]

[3000s]

we are in truble

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: in the tumblr ask box

requested by: anonymous

[treasuregamble]

decadent hot chocolate

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: enjoying some tea

requested by: @schkalanschen

[kamscorn]

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

[tumblr]

19 years of tumblr! 💝🎉🎂 thank you to everyone who's made our community so special 🫶

[emilarry]

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[virtualgirladvance]

youre not gonna fucjing believe this

[the-phant0m-cat]