i've been nerfed by God

✩ ✩ ✩ In all that remained of fallen stars, among the rubble, we found you.✩ dum spiro spero ✩

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[objectivistspiderman]

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

[nutsacktorturer]

are you having trouble in the men’s room

[objectivistspiderman]

I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before

[nutsacktorturer]

can we meet up

[pansyfemme]

like the word urchin. hey these troublesome children are kinda like those spiky things under the sea dont you think

[restaurantphotos]

Leonie - Dallas

[shamebats]

For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

[sheishine]

Striped Kogane Beetle (2024).

[dogpuppy]

[evan-collins90]

Art Nouveau revival-style custom bathroom sink & mirror design by glass artist Lyn Hovey & woodworker Jamie Robertson (1980s)

Scanned from the book, 'Contemporary Crafts for the Home' (1990)

[spiralatria]

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

[spiralatria]

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

[spiralatria]

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

[paranoid-parakeet]

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

[thecooler]

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

[monstermouse]

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

[unwholesome-gay]

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

[hikaaa-bi]

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

[amazoogle]

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Im fucking addicted to blanket

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[saywhat-politics]

[toskarin]

they should make a beverage from a plant steeped in warm water to extract its properties

[riscv-lesbianism]

I don't think that would work though, because the plants usually want to keep their properties so nothing is extracted.

[toskarin]

see you would think that'd be the case but the warm water would take the properties in my scenario

[discoursedrome]

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

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