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jembu

The living heart is beating under the iron skin

#jayvik

kej28art

Print available: postcard and poster

#disco elysium

jembu

The living heart is beating under the iron skin

#jayvik

beaft

google help me

beaft

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

beaft

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

beaft

this too is a kingism

beaft

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

beaft

i'm starting a collection

mikkeneko

ralfmaximus

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

kristina100000

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

kosmogrl

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

kosmogrl

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

silveme

That awko moment when you go in expecting to retrieve a body, but the scientist who just got exposed to a black hole is somehow still alive….do we celebrate orrr….??

#overwatch