Leslut de LionwhoreTM

[MDNI] [PFP BY ME] dazais-last-braincell secondary blog

[asliceofoceanmist]

whoa???

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[morrula]

"Armand has always been good"

[bloodclotbitch]

[lifeinpoetry]

“You swallow a bottle of sleeping pills but they don’t work. Boots continue to fall to the floor in the apartment above you. You go to work the next day pretending nothing happened. Your co-workers ask if everything’s okay and you tell them you’re just tired. And you’re trying to smile. And they’re trying to smile.”

— Richard Siken, from “Boot Theory,” Crush

[scribeherself]

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[hallowedhaunting]

The ruin of the lamb

prints

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[vault-heck]

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

[criiitter]

obsessed with kris using things the player can't see to communicate with other characters. drawing on the window in the diner. 80% as much honey on toast as usual. silly faces and nodding/shaking their head. changing the tone of what we make them say to make it clear that they mean it differently. i love that it's shown time and time again that kris ISN'T apathetic about anything. kris wants friends. kris has boundaries and wants mom to know that what she did made them feel bad. kris wants the people in their life to be happy and kris wants affection. i love kris deltarune

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[endiness]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | Costume Design by Lex Wood Illustrations by Dragana Vučetić & Lex Wood

[leslut-de-lionwhore]

And apparently he canonically goes commando

[doiclenchmyfists]

motorcycle outfit Armand, not a day goes by where I don’t think about you.

[devilishdescent]

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[scarlethero]

While I’ve always subscribed to the idea that Past DM was only in the 70s-80s ish era and then Armand took Daniel’s memories but kept watching him… I’m starting to really like the idea of Past DM being Not That Far in the Past DM. More like Last Week DM. Lol.

What if Armand didn’t want the interview to happen because 1) a helpless human Daniel in a room with Louis is a baaad idea and 2) he hasnt been just watching Daniel for 52 years like Louis thinks. He’s been in a heavily dependent sub/dom relationship with Daniel for 52 years. So he HAS to erase himself from Daniel’s mind because Louis would see it otherwise.

This is a new version of the theory for me.. that I’m starting to like more and more the longer I think about it? 🤔