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Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people

Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God

onion-souls

I feel bad playing games with universal leveling, because while I’m getting stronger, the poor peasants who once only had to fight off rabid wolves now have to contend with mobs of legendary greater dire bears and fire hypertarantuals, and the once destitute raiders traded in their leather armor and handaxes for adamantine plate and angelfucker cursed greatswords.

marisatomay

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

nepofledgling

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon

marisatomay

notagiraffe

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

squeeful

Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.

eenymeenyminymutte

I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie

#:33< kanaya

skeletonprotagonist

the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am