neptune

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guys rereading the cringe of my past is literally destroying my life

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balls?

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every day i fight the urge to publicly talk shit on the internet

everyday i lose that fight

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…

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colin: wait what’s tumblr

dr cooke: it’s like an old social media for gay people

hriday: like grindr…

griffin: i know a lot about grindr!

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i think we should make more numbers! add them in!

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colin vandyke appreciation post i just think he’s funny

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can dr cooke be my mom? are we there yet?

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“emo”

every man octopus

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normalize being toxic.

there is nothing healthier than a daily dose of shit talk. esp if that bitch deserves it. ugh. so refreshing.

[cumberlandfarmz]

The trans man lesbian discourse has reached tiktok. Every day I’m reminded of this hellhole.

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that one sound of the guy in traffic saying “trans men can be lesbians yall 😋 they can- they just can!” has started to haunt my dreams. i woke up and found myself humming it. i hate it. people who partake in queer internet discourse need to stop or at least leave me alone…

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rare aesthetic making shitty edits of your friends and their fav characters

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dr cooke laughed really hard at a tiktok i showed her and i consider this a personal victory

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everytime i see my math teachers huge ass beard it’s like a jump scare. he HIDES that thing well under his mask. sir, put that entire ferret on your face away it’s scaring me. he isn’t wearing his mask today and it’s all i can focus on. love him tho, silly goofy man!

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i want to snort “night shift” by lucy dacus

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dr cooke thinks i’m an alexander the great kinnie now

she might be right

[sagittariusbaefyhater]

you are alexander the great reincarnated

in a cool, strong way

not in a killing people way

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retweet

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dr cooke thinks i’m an alexander the great kinnie now

she might be right