Going Places

I don't know anything anymore

[memegiver]

“Be with someone who makes your Mondays feel like Fridays.”

— (via suspend)

[otherwindow]

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

[otherwindow]

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

[twin-m0thers-moved-deactivated2]

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I literally can’t figure out what this means.

[kittenfossils]

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

[leecario]

Doctor: you have the flu

Me cocking my gun: like hell I do

[ashleybreather]

[apolloandstarbuck-deactivated20]

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

[smittenkittenmn]

[cocknurse2-deactivated20190914]

sex for the first time

[aviholic-deactivated20160802]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

[menorahs-deactivated20180101]

I have been thinking about this for fucking hours

original video link

[gif87a-com]

The Glass Ocean [x]

[micro-bi-ologist]

your hands, i want to hold them.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

[closetedsuggestions-moved]

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

[thebeatlebird]

[neptunes-nectarine]

This website ruins everything

[neptunes-nectarine]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[mogifire]

why not both?

[localstarboy]

[the-porcelain-empress-deactivat]

White couples that adopt non-white kids

[draumbouy-deactivated20150111]

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

[loblawdogblog]

[dailytwitterposts]

[cesaray]