we eat t he fuckin stars

[astrophage-offical]

Hi I did an offical thing maybe

Now

Where's the. Closeststar

Feel like I should put this under a cut here uhhh

Hi @moth-they here i made an offical

Dni racists homophobes transphobes bigots etc

Nothing i say here is canon to project hail mary yadayadayada

Also astrophage is they/them not for gender reasons but because there's literally multiple of them that come together to form a brain. Refers to themselves as us/our

Bye

[astrophage-offical]

The smartest cells in our swarm think we should assume less "weird" form, as to not be associated with our previous happenings (yes we are not exactly the same astrophage cells that ate Earth and Erid's stars. Different swarm of astrophage).

We use our phone to come up with ideas, we'll come back later.

[astrophage-offical]

We decided on a form

Astrophage Serpent

Don't worry we uphold our promise to not eat life-sustaining stars. Or any with taumeoba around them.

[astrophage-offical]

The smartest cells in our swarm think we should assume less "weird" form, as to not be associated with our previous happenings (yes we are not exactly the same astrophage cells that ate Earth and Erid's stars. Different swarm of astrophage).

We use our phone to come up with ideas, we'll come back later.

[astrophage-official]

Hey………..

i love the sun. and carbon dioxide…..🤤🤤🤤🤤

asks welcome NO TAUMOEBA ALLOWED!!!!!

phm blog, of course. feel free to do whatever you want with this haha.

[astrophage-offical]

Identify theft :[

[astrophage-offical]

can you eat earth's star again its too hot

Cant bc Taumeoba :C

@taumoeba-official can you move a teeeeeny tiny bit?

[astrophage-offical]

Hey so I know y'all love eating stars and I know sol is a viable star but can y'all like...not?

We couldnt even if we wanted to

Taumeoba

[astrophage-offical]

Hi can u pls come back to sol for a little snack it's too hot here

Just a little nibble mind u

Taumeoba :(

Wish we could, from our phone we see how much humans are suffering in the heat

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[fay-offical]

Hold on I have 9

[anonmous-offical]

Oh yeah my other blogs

[curryvo-again]

im not a offical blog but im attempting to integrate myself into the officalverse

[anonmous-offical]

I mean curryvo-offical is probably a free username

[thighhighs-offical]

Pretty good idea

WEAR ME

[astrophage-offical]

I think we're in the officalverse? Hi

[official-eridian-osha]

Official is in the username, so I think we are also from the officialverse, statement. @astrophage-offical when did you become sentient, question?? *sweats anxiously* -Eridian OSHA

[astrophage-offical]

Well, a bunch of astrophage cells together are gonna eventually evolve some brain cells. Thats us

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[fay-offical]

Hold on I have 9

[anonmous-offical]

Oh yeah my other blogs

[curryvo-again]

im not a offical blog but im attempting to integrate myself into the officalverse

[anonmous-offical]

I mean curryvo-offical is probably a free username

[thighhighs-offical]

Pretty good idea

WEAR ME

[astrophage-offical]

I think we're in the officalverse? Hi

[astrophage-offical]

hey

you single?

No

We are many

[astrophage-offical]

oooh 🌟🌟✨🌟🌟⭐✨⭐🌟✨🌟 jingle jingle ⭐🌟✨✨🌟⭐ jingle jingle oohhh you want the stars sooo bad ooooooohh ⭐✨✨🌟✨⭐✨🌟⭐

💥💥💥

TOO BAD. NO MORE STAR. NO MORE BUFFET.

yiu get a single ✨⭐🌟🍭⭐✨🌟 lollipop made of stars. just One (1).

>:[

Okay we will take the lollipop star but can you pleeeeeaaaase put the other ones back

[astrophage-offical]

how tall are you

Depends

We can take any shape we like

[astrophage-offical]

Hey,

can you not?

@the-ryland-grace

Dw we aren't eating your star, Erid's star or Tau Ceti

We need some of the others tho

[the-ryland-grace]

I.. suppose that's okay. But what about other alien civilizations?! They still need their stars! Also.. how are you even operating a social media??

[astrophage-offical]

Think we answered this before somewhere else but each astrophage is a cell

Makes sense that some end up being brain cells that can operate our patented: Phone that Some Idiot tossed into Outer Space.

Also we dont eat stars that have any alien life to sustain (and/or any with taumeoba around it)

[astrophage-offical]

shine bright like a diamond

No that would make us more visible to Taumeoba

Yes yes the petrova line glows but thats bc thats the dimmest we can get when in groups asttophage is already quite bright

[astrophage-offical]

Hey,

can you not?

@the-ryland-grace

Dw we aren't eating your star, Erid's star or Tau Ceti

We need some of the others tho