we eat t he fuckin stars

[astrophage-offical]

Hi I did an offical thing maybe

Now

Where's the. Closeststar

Feel like I should put this under a cut here uhhh

Hi @moth-they here i made an offical

Dni racists homophobes transphobes bigots etc

Nothing i say here is canon to project hail mary yadayadayada

Also astrophage is they/them not for gender reasons but because there's literally multiple of them that come together to form a brain. Refers to themselves as us/our

Bye

[astrophage-offical]

Hi can u pls come back to sol for a little snack it's too hot here

Just a little nibble mind u

Taumeoba :(

Wish we could, from our phone we see how much humans are suffering in the heat

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[flowery-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[fay-offical]

Hold on I have 9

[anonmous-offical]

Oh yeah my other blogs

[curryvo-again]

im not a offical blog but im attempting to integrate myself into the officalverse

[anonmous-offical]

I mean curryvo-offical is probably a free username

[thighhighs-offical]

Pretty good idea

WEAR ME

[astrophage-offical]

I think we're in the officalverse? Hi

[official-eridian-osha]

Official is in the username, so I think we are also from the officialverse, statement. @astrophage-offical when did you become sentient, question?? *sweats anxiously* -Eridian OSHA

[astrophage-offical]

Well, a bunch of astrophage cells together are gonna eventually evolve some brain cells. Thats us

[flowery-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[fay-offical]

Hold on I have 9

[anonmous-offical]

Oh yeah my other blogs

[curryvo-again]

im not a offical blog but im attempting to integrate myself into the officalverse

[anonmous-offical]

I mean curryvo-offical is probably a free username

[thighhighs-offical]

Pretty good idea

WEAR ME

[astrophage-offical]

I think we're in the officalverse? Hi

[astrophage-offical]

hey

you single?

No

We are many

[astrophage-offical]

oooh 🌟🌟✨🌟🌟⭐✨⭐🌟✨🌟 jingle jingle ⭐🌟✨✨🌟⭐ jingle jingle oohhh you want the stars sooo bad ooooooohh ⭐✨✨🌟✨⭐✨🌟⭐

💥💥💥

TOO BAD. NO MORE STAR. NO MORE BUFFET.

yiu get a single ✨⭐🌟🍭⭐✨🌟 lollipop made of stars. just One (1).

>:[

Okay we will take the lollipop star but can you pleeeeeaaaase put the other ones back

[astrophage-offical]

how tall are you

Depends

We can take any shape we like

[astrophage-offical]

Hey,

can you not?

@the-ryland-grace

Dw we aren't eating your star, Erid's star or Tau Ceti

We need some of the others tho

[the-ryland-grace]

I.. suppose that's okay. But what about other alien civilizations?! They still need their stars! Also.. how are you even operating a social media??

[astrophage-offical]

Think we answered this before somewhere else but each astrophage is a cell

Makes sense that some end up being brain cells that can operate our patented: Phone that Some Idiot tossed into Outer Space.

Also we dont eat stars that have any alien life to sustain (and/or any with taumeoba around it)

[astrophage-offical]

shine bright like a diamond

No that would make us more visible to Taumeoba

Yes yes the petrova line glows but thats bc thats the dimmest we can get when in groups asttophage is already quite bright

[astrophage-offical]

Hey,

can you not?

@the-ryland-grace

Dw we aren't eating your star, Erid's star or Tau Ceti

We need some of the others tho

[astrophage-offical]

Do you Mourn? would you have mourned the stars?

If we were going to mourn the stars then why would we eat them

In short: no

[astrophage-offical]

there was a tiny black spec in my coffee this morning. was it one of you guys?

Maybe, but probably not

Taumeoba would've gotten it before it landed

[astrophage-offical]

i meant the first one y'all lost. with the mini-venus project

Oh we're a different group from them lol

Even then theres so much astrophage we cant all know each other personally

[astrophage-offical]

do you mourn the brother you lost to Doctor Captain Ryland Grace

We have lost. Many astrophage siblings. Due to Him.

You'll have to be more specific

[astrophage-offical]

Hey phage dog how's it hanging

Please don't uh eat my star

Thanks

Got it we won't

👍