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socialistexan

The Customer is never valid.

socialistexan

Their coupons? Not valid

Their inability to read sale signs? Not valid

Their attitude and entitlement? Not valid

The way they trash the store? Not valid

The way they talk to employees like we're subhuman trash? Not valid.

Employees? We're valid as fuck

socialistexan

possessive-suggestions

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

smokeythebearthemovie

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

cyclops-was-left

People who’ve seen Phineas and Ferb when someone asks what the tip of a shoelace is called

siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

galactic-crossing

“So, no head?”, by @chanbanhi

duccibag

vine walked so tik tok could soar: a compilation

king-monky

my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges

king-monky

“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”

nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”

foulserpent

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

foulserpent

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like