People who harass/bully/hurt other people, whether physically or emotionally. This applies to:
- Antishippers who do witch hunts and instead of respectfully blocking said person, hurts them.
- Darkshippers who find Antis and despite said Anti asking to not interact, interacts and hurts said Anti for being Anti.
- anti-lgbtq
- ableists
- racists
- "feminists" who bully men and hate men and berate men for simply being men
- misogynists
- misandrists
About me:
Hello! Call me Nerd :)
My pronouns are She/They/He/It. I am AroAce and a demigirl. My main account is @nerdyaroace
I NOT a darkshipper. I don't ship things such as incest, adult x minor, etc etc, but I will respect your right to free will. I understand that fiction is fiction, and well. Obviously I think it's disgusting, but all I will do is scroll and ignore.
Feel free to interact but just. Don't write anything like on my blog pls, there are ppl who don't like that type of content(such as me), and are uncomfortable.
Just to be clear, I am anti-censorship and anti-harrasment. But I am not a darkshipper. You dig?
About this account:
This account is a side blog mainly focused on my writing. You can find my Ao3 account here, but if the link doesn't work my account is Nerd_Is_Here.
I mainly write Gen fics though I will write some other ships from time to time. I also sometimes draw but mostly just doodles and a couple of bad artworks lmao.
If I post about my fics I will tag them with #nerds fics. And yes I do in fact take requests. Tho I can't promise anything like. INCREDIBLE. But I'll do what I can.
My fics rn are literally just me having fun. They are not my maximum capacity. Tho sometimes I write something kinda good. I just don't post it due to social anxiety lmao.
Hiii!!!! I just wanna come up here and say that I loooovvveeee reading ur fics<33 and I have a couple of questions :3
1. Are you going to update the S9E1 rewrite anytime soon or....? (*asks nicely*)
2. Do you have any current wips as of right now? It's kinda been a while since you updated us monarch......... Getting desolate out here.
3. You said you take requests, right? Can you plsplspls specify if you have any rules?
That's all ty<3333
Ty anon it makes me so happy to know that people actually enjoy my shitđĽš
Also, dw, I am not offended by anything anyone says abt my stuff, unless they say it to hurt me. I LOVE constructive criticism. Answers under cut(it's wordy):
1. I'm going to TRY to update it. Usually I have a flow in my stuff ( and I don't just mean my fanfics, irl works are included), and it's just. Not working. I have an idea for the ending, and a solid start, as well as a main theme, but I've yet to figure out the actual proper structure.
2. Yes, I do actually! I tend to get a bit distracted and I have a bunch of ideas, so I try to write them down before they run away. Unfortunately, they usually get a bit out of hand.... Also, sorry for not posting, I just. Don't have anything to postđ
(Note: I use HTML in the first pic which is why it looks like that)
3. Yes, I do take requests, both for fanfiction and art, tho idk why anyone would request anything from me, but so far my only rule is no perspective drawings (I'm still learning okay), and no NSFW.
This is a really pathetic thing to whine about but throwback to the time me and my family watched the online mass of that Sunday on my dad's computer and I went downstairs to go to the bathroom only to find out halfway through going uo the stairs that my sister said something about me not being straight because I heard my parents say "Ate isn't straight?" (Ate = older sister).
And that's how i found out my parents were queerphobic and xenophobic, and should I ever make the decision to come out, they fully expect me to become straight again because they think it's a phase.
Context: I am AroAce and I came out to my sister and close cousin. I later found out all my sister told my parents was that "Ate is not straight" and did not specify. Recently, the topic of my father being xenophobic and queerphobic came up, and she again, casually said "so you have nothing to do with being AroAce?" And I quickly responded no, since my dad was there. And that marked the 2nd time she forcibly outed me as non-hetero. And I just. I'm so mad at her I wish I could scream. I know that she is internally saying "it's not that deep" and that makes it 10x worse than it already is.
Anyways. Sorry for whining about something useless. Thank you for reading.
WAAAAYYY too many ideas. Feel free to use them. I might write a fic off of them them tho so. Idk. Watch out, ig?
(Note: sending me a prompt in the form of an ask may cause me to write ANOTHER idea/au while I still have like, 24 other WiPs đ)
[Insert cool title here]
EMorty(Mortimer/Evan) was just simply trying to retrive an energy crystal to power his ship. While on the run, a rip in space suddenly appears, sucking him in.
He tries to leave, but the rip had closed. As he looks around the weird place it had brought him, he realizes that a Rick had also been sucked in.
According to his scanners, it was Rick C-137. According to Rick, he had somehow managed to rip a hole in time(?).
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Notes:
Literally just me making Morty cooler than he already is. I YEARN for Smart Morty, istg.
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Electricity runs in his veins, his feet repeatedly hitting the ground. Adrenaline makes his heart beat faster than average.
The crystal alien that he had been running from had long been dead, now, he was making sure the people on hid planet won't see him with the crystal.
Knowing how rare surrolian crystals are, there's always a high chance that he'd have to kill a local. Oh well, he has committed genocide before.
He looks behind for a very, very brief moment. He sighs in relief as he sees that nobody has followed him in this weird forest.
He looks around. The tress are around 15 feet tall. They look like they're from the planet, had he not seen the odd fruits they bear.
Like how one of the trees hold a spiral version of a durian. Not as big, it actually looks like he could hold it in one hand. It looks like something from that one anime about a piece of treasure...
Curiosity gets the better of him, as he clicks his eyepatch to scan it. Yup, he was right. It's a devil fruit.
Rustling leaves remind him that he was running from people.
Evan sighs and starts running again.
He could have opened up a portal, if it were for the fact that he had run out of portal fluid. The sole reason why he had come to such a dangerous planet was because of this specific crystal.
He'd also need to crush kinsian herbs, which he's sure he had stockes up on. There was also the chrysos from that color based planet...
Suddenly he was falling. When did he slip? Was there a cliff he missed? A hole, perhaps.
Evan groaned as he sat up and rubbed his eyes. Plan ruined, he'd have to think of another one. There was a chance that who or whatever was following him was still there. Maybe he should just stay here until the coast is clear?
He opens his eye. Okay. Maybe he should find a place to hide instead of staying here.
He stood up slowly, head spinning; not from the fall, but from what he saw. The best he could describe it as was a swirl of yellow, blue, and pink. It felt like that weird TV glitch screen, but all fucked up and swirled around.
It looked like the three colors were desperate to mix together, but the best they could do was swirl.
It felt like he was floating, but walking? Was this how being a ghost felt like?
He tried stepping forward. It felt less like moving and more commanding his body to move. Like some weird fever dream.
He tried moving his hands. Again, it felt like moving through water. When he thought of a movement, his body moved. It didn't feel like he controlled it, it felt more like he was commanding it.
He looked around once his eyes adjusted(barely).
He needed to get out. He looked up, trying to find the exit, only to see the same three colored swirls.
He cursed silently. No portal fluid, no physical exit. What the fuck was he supposed to do?
He looked around, trying to find semblance of physical ground. Something the felt like he was in real life, and not some badly programmed vr game.
There was a figure in the distance. Should Evan approach?
The figure looked humanoid. Worst case scenario, he could just kill it. Best case, it someone who knew where the hell he was.
He sighed. He hated working with people. They always argued instead of meeting in the middle.
No choice.
He started walking(floating?) towards it. As he got closer, the more he realized that it a Rick. Great. Fucking great.
He stopped in his tracks, and scanned Rick. Results say it was CFC Rick Sanchez from Earth dimension C-137.
Wait. How come he's here? Did he manage to escape the curve? Why would he leave?
He distinctly remembers that the Surrolian planet he went to was outside of the curve. Unless...?
Had he portalled in the curve? No, unlikely. The amount of portal fluid he had left wasn't nearly enough for one jump.
As much as ke hated interacting with Ricks and people in general, he had no choice. Well, he could kill him...
No. He couldn't kill the only other living being here. Who knows how long it would be until he'd managed to escape? If push comes to shove, he could always dissect him if he gets bored.
Evan sighed. Another odd numbered season, another episode he appears.
He floated towards C-137. When he got close enough to see his bald spot, he called out to him, "Hey."
C-137 immediately did a 180 and pointed a gun at him. He put the gun down in annoyance after seeing who it was, "The hell are you doing here?"
(That's it. That's the WiP. I think it included Morty's inner mind that was basically a manifestation of all secrets and everything he pushed back/ignored/lied to himself abt/etc. Smart Morty Smith tag used i think. Inner Morty is like- god adjacent in this one probably. The "rip in time" wasn't actually a rip in time and more of a rip in reality. They're im Morty's mind btw. Morty is passed out irl)
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Other ideas(basic concept/summary)
-During a normal day in the Smith Family(as normal as they can be), Morty accidentally tumbles into an age changer. Unfortunately for him, he has terrible luck. A chain of events ends up in him turning into a 5 year old.
Again, very unfortunately, no one is normal in the Smith Family. The Smiths(+Rick) find out that Morty is as insane as Beth was as a child. Chaos ensues.
-On a solo adventure, Rick and Summer find out what that the Central Finite Curve isn't the only wall around infinity. Despite secrets of secrets being revealed, questions remain unanswered.
Morty finds out that his secrets are at risk, and will do anything to close Pandora's Box forever.
-The Smith Home gets invaded once again by interdimensional police. Only, to their surprise, they aren't here for Rick.
Morty seems to know more than he lets on.
-Rick and Summer, a hundred years, but Beth is concerned. What happened to Rick and Morty? Actually, where is Morty? It seems as though even Rick doesn't know.
Turns out, Morty has more reasons to be tired, and it's not from their adventures. After the CREN, Cross-Reality Enforcement Network, comes knocking at their door, they're not there for Rick. They're, to the Smiths' surprise, there for Morty.
-(Role Swap AU. Could be oneshot. Could be series.)
Diane and Summer go to the Citadel of Dianes to quote on quote, "Get fucking rekt." Summer is less than eager.
A crash sends the whole Citadel shaking, as a new adventure reveals an Evil Summer.... But could she really be considered Evil?
-Evil Morty "Evan" Smith and Morty "Morty Prime" Smith have a well needed talk.
They talk about their relationship. The future. What's to come.
Until Evan brings up the Prime Dimension's oddities. Until Morty goes silent at the mention Rick Prime, reminiscing.
Until each piece of the puzzle clicks into place.
-Evan thinks that Morty Prime is hiding something. Of course he is. Everything is what he thinks it is.
-Rick finds Morty solving a Rubik's Cube. He tries solving it. He, unexpectedly, fails. He spirals about his intelligence.
Because of a fucking Rubik's Cube.
-Rick finds out that Morty seems to have a knack for puzzles. He also seems to have a knack for learning alien languages. Actually, he seems to have a knack for whatever he finds, "interesting".
Y'know... Rick HAD always been dumb at knowing when others are smart...
(5 times Morty was smart, 1 time Rick stopped ignoring it)
-Fluffy Pemorty watching the sunset. Morty decides that he trust EM enough to reveal something only few know, all of whom are dead.
OR: EMorty was right about MortyP knowing more than he lets on; what he didn't know was to what extent he actually did know.
- Unmorticken rewritten but with the focal finite curve. + possible Pemorty
- rickmurai jack rewritten but without Morty becoming a 40yo
-a 6th dimensional black hole appears and the only way to stop it is for a god to overload it with power. Obviously, Rick tries but fails. Morty Prime steps up. (I have no idea what this was supposed to beđ)
- Morty gets kidnapped and experimented on. He gets psychic powers basically, but also a truckload of trauma. Rick learns things about Morty, and the Smith family learn to care.
- Morty is more capable than people think. Rick has data on him and he doesn't like the looks of it. (ANOTHER fic talking abt Morty being Morty Prime)
- (*insert passage here*) OR: Morty knows more than he lets on.
- Morty snaps and decides, fuck this shit.
So he dresses up as Rick Prime on October 1st, all the way to October 31. For funsies.
Oh, and throw in a bit of acting too. (And by a bit, he meant he threw in all the tricks in the book)
OR:
Morty is annoyed as hell with Rick, and, as revenge, decides to act like Rick Prime for a whole month to get back at him. The result? Absolute hell for Rick, but fucking entertainment for Morty.
- detroit become human x Rick and Morty where Morty is the android and Rick lieutenant anderson and Morty is the bot. Except instead of Morty being like Connor, aka a young adult, Morty is still a 12-14 yr old boy. He is mostly used in situations that require the offender to calm down, and since children are often seen as harmless, Morty is the perfect one for it.
Morty is less anxious and starts out as emotionless similar to how Connor is, but later on, he adopts a more child-like personality.
Rick is still the smartest man in the universe but after losing Diane and Beth he had vowed to never get close to anyone ever and by proxy he doesn't really brag about being th smartest man in universr anymore. He still has a god complex but instead of saying "im the smartest man in the universe! Im a god!" He'd say smth along the lines of how he can do anything
He's still an alcoholic tho so sometimes he slips up, but no one takes it very seriously since he's drunk 80% of the time.
-morty commits suicide
-Morty Resistance (glitteringcrab)
MORT for short. Morty Organized Resistance Team professionally
A group of Mortys who ran away and have decided to form a team together and try to make the multi verse a better place. Also they're basically like the galactic resistance, but full of Mortys
The only Ricks allowed are the ones who are trusted
They have no leader and are all equals. They don't wanna start fights against each other
Basically have a base on some asteroid that has a some that filters out toxins in the air and makes it breathable for humans. Made by some of the smarter Mortys
Murrow. They call the base Murrow. Cuz it's a burrow for Mortys. A Murrow. But the official name is MNet, which means Morty Network. They all js call it MR when they aren't on official duties cuz they're all lazy fucks
(Made a cameo in Anatomy of a Morty. I'm too lazy to add the link srry)
- Cut Strings
Morty runs away and becomes an assassin. He's then crowned as Berserker, because of how he rampages corrupt places, and leaves without a trace, only destroying the building in his wake.
(Runaway Morty fic. Made a cameo in Anatomy of a Morty)
- A Life Without Rick
Morty Smith is a child prodigy with selective mutism. He wishes his mother would get better, but he knows that probably won't happen when his grandpa isn't ever gonna come back.
(AU where Rick never came back after Rick left. Made a cameo in Anatomy of A Morty)
- Red Means I Love You
Evil Morty had never known obsession until he met Morty Prime. (Yandere EM fic) ((extremely ooc btw, whether or not i wrote itđ))
-âI'll kill him in front of you.â
Morty dies by the hands of his evil counterpart.
- âDo you wish I was smarter?â
Morty asks a question
- I (do)n't like you!
Morty Prime was always good at people. Just not with people.
MP flirts with EM and Em is fucking whipped
Scene idea:
Prime pulled him by the collar, his face getting closer and closer until Em could feel his very breath. His breath hitched. His face felt hot. But most importantly Prime was about to-
Prime swerved to the side, and whispered in his ear, his breath hot, âYou were saying?â
(EMorty is whipped and Morty can't help but tease him for it LMFAOOOO)
So I want to create something with your character morty prime but I want to make him as accurate as I can so do you by any chance have a character profile for him and what his abilities, backstory, dimension etc is?
AAAAHHH! Sorry this wonât be the best answer(s) !! But uhh let me see what I can give you-
Sorry itâs not much detail or new but I can explain something a little more!
âSubordinatesâ
Morty Prime forms subordinates through 3 main ways;
As for Morty Primes abilities and origins- I feel like it deserves a full comic explanation of its own. Iâve been planning one for a while I just need to get my thoughts sketched out.
Please feel free to message me and I can give you a quick run down and answer other or more specific questions! I donât mind :)
The art for this are sketchy and shit Iâm sorry! I wanted to get this out before the next semester starts so itâs very very rushed!
Hope this is insightful, even if itâs only a little! If my creativity can inspire someone elseâs creativity I donât think I could be happier!!
in s9 ep1 they should've put selfcest jokes instead of incest jokes. Like come on did they not think of it ONCE while writing like who wants to fucking hear that disgusting bullshit they were saying ABOUT A GRANDFATHER AND GRANDSONđ COME ON BRO. I feel like it would've been way funnier toođ
Sometimes I see people talking about how Eyepatch Morty must have a loving family aside from Rick which I...disagree with.
If Eyepatch Morty is indeed a clone, than it's likely he never had a family to love since his memories are just implanted. If he is a natural Morty, than him being abused by Rick would make no sense since Beth would do something right?
UNLESS.
Beth and the family knew about how much of a piece of shit Rick was to Eyepatch Morty, but just... Didn't care. And if they didn't care, then it's obvious that Eyepatch Morty would have some form of resentment to them, right?
I saw a bunch of other Ao3 writers on here showing sneak peaks so here's a sneak peak of ch.2 of my fic(the S9E1 rewrite)
(Note: this is in Eyepatch Morty's POV)
âNot so big now, huh?â He murmured, âFuckin' turdâŚ.â
The wolf let go of his hair and let his head crash to the floor. He could hear the wolf take a long swig of it's flask, as though it was not drunk enough.
He was afraid, but it was not due to the gaping hole that was once his eye socket, nor the cuts and bruises on his body, but he was afraid of the wolf that stood before him. Of the wolf with brown eyes and unruly blue hair. Of the wolf who threatened to replace him every waking moment.
Evil Morty gave Prime the PRIVLEDGE of seeing the truth of Mortyâs, of the central finite curve. Prime shouldâve taken his offer instead of wagging his little tail right back to C-137. That piece of shit didnât deserve Prime, and Prime couldnât fucking see it! Even though itâs been shoved in his face, his literal brain, he just wouldnât leave Rick. He kept clutching onto the naive hope that all Mortyâs hold at some point. That Rick cares.
If Prime could just take a step back and look at it all, realize the truth just as Em did, then he would finally leave C-137. Finally see who he really was. Smart and strong and more courageous than 99% of Mortyâs, even if he didnât always act like it. See his real potential when Rick wasnât shoving his self-confidence down to hell.
OMG! I never realized that someone else would use Em and Prime to refer to those 2 lmao. Kinda refreshing to find out others would call Morty Prime as just Prime too.
in s9 ep1 they should've put selfcest jokes instead of incest jokes. Like come on did they not think of it ONCE while writing like who wants to fucking hear that disgusting bullshit they were saying ABOUT A GRANDFATHER AND GRANDSONđ COME ON BRO. I feel like it would've been way funnier toođ
Would it be funny if I rewrote the entirety of S9E1 but instead the incest jokes were replaced with selfcest jokes instead.
Actually. How do I even do that. I have no humor.
(The only one I could come up with is: "Morty's right. You do have a crush, you narcissist." And "The one who does whatever he wants, and... The one who sucks my dick.")
Gang I'm almost done. I'm a fast writer and I have nothing to do most of the time. So basically. I wanna add an extra scene after the whole rewrite thing. The whole fic is in Eye patch Morty's third person POV(limited).
The extra scene could be written in any POV tho. Even Summer since she's a fujoshi. I wouldn't mind writing her.
The point is. Hurry up and comment any ideas/suggestions for the extra scene. I can't promise I'll write whatever you ask but I'll see what I can do lmao.
Also. It was supposed to be a crackfic. Now it has a sprinkle of angst for some reason. I have no idea why. Don't ask me.
in s9 ep1 they should've put selfcest jokes instead of incest jokes. Like come on did they not think of it ONCE while writing like who wants to fucking hear that disgusting bullshit they were saying ABOUT A GRANDFATHER AND GRANDSONđ COME ON BRO. I feel like it would've been way funnier toođ
Would it be funny if I rewrote the entirety of S9E1 but instead the incest jokes were replaced with selfcest jokes instead.
Actually. How do I even do that. I have no humor.
(The only one I could come up with is: "Morty's right. You do have a crush, you narcissist." And "The one who does whatever he wants, and... The one who sucks my dick.")
Gang I'm almost done. I'm a fast writer and I have nothing to do most of the time. So basically. I wanna add an extra scene after the whole rewrite thing. The whole fic is in Eye patch Morty's third person POV(limited).
The extra scene could be written in any POV tho. Even Summer since she's a fujoshi. I wouldn't mind writing her.
The point is. Hurry up and comment any ideas/suggestions for the extra scene. I can't promise I'll write whatever you ask but I'll see what I can do lmao.
Also. It was supposed to be a crackfic. Now it has a sprinkle of angst for some reason. I have no idea why. Don't ask me.
