Who gave a pen to the nerd?!?

[biolegend]

For sure there’s some curly bois, can confirm.

[captainneedsnosleep-deactivated]

So my friend @nerd-with-a-pen created AO3 tags describing me and my life.

And. It’s. So. On. Point.

#In need of one-year-supply of hangover meds. That would probably last about one month

#Badshit crazy beer fueled conversation

#Tentacle!McShimada ist a Thing (in fact THE thing!)

#Obligatory Chaos with nudes

#Never in time, but always with path-beer

#Twisted and tied - quite literally

#Shhhhh, I have to write my bachel….. Look! A new chapter on AO3!

#OTP - One True Procrastination

#LARP AU!

#Creating beautiful stuff by hitting repeatedly parts of a dead cow.

#Creative CC - Cats and Coffee

#Borderline moronic flirting

#Undercover!Cuddling

# Not-so-subtle dirty mind

#Playing a barmy card game in the mislead try to summon deadpool

#Shipping everything - maybe even Zeus with a refridgerator (nah. Just my OW mates who play Mercy and Reaper and refer to each other with ‘bebi’)

#From “Amen.” to “Hallelujah!” - 50 steps to make your catholic boyfriend open minded

[nerd-with-a-pen]

#Creating semi-decent artwork isn't an option.

Just... Because. You dirty old women :}

[theladybiologist]

[nerd-with-a-pen]

Maybe you schould handle it like Schrödingers Cat - if you're not looking at the results it's both - working and not working 😸

[fucktheg0ds]

And these are only the ones that are tagged as such and on AO3. We’re a broken fandom.

[jantoownsmysoul]

We have to give ourselves the happy ending we were deprived of.

For our own sanity.

[gmariam321]

And we will keep doing it until TPTB do it for us! I’ve written several myself and the ideas never end. Especially when Steven Moffat introduces things like immortality nanogenes. It’s like he wants to drive TW fans insane.

Ianto lives!

[nerd-with-a-pen]

I practically shouted at Ashildr... “Take that damn second mire repair kit and find Ianto! Plunge it into his chest! Now!!! Wrap a bow around him and shove him onto Jack! And then... Lean back and be happy. Watch. FOR ETERNITY, YOU DAFT CHILD!”

[kurtbasthallen]

torchwood + ao3 tags

[nerd-with-a-pen]

Most accurate tags. Ever. And so incredibly canon!

@captainneedsnosleep

[nerd-with-a-pen]

Sometimes people askin me “Why do you have a big camera? Your smartphone does a great job, too!” I proudly present: #dslr vs #smartphone , last night, 03:30 Motorola Moto G3: F2.0, 1/17s, ISO 2000 Canon EOS 60D: F4,5, 45s, ISO 100

[doctorderange-deactivated202104]

HERES TO MOMS GIVING US MITOCHONDRIA!!

[cybercrimer]

I am a: ⚪️Man ⚪️Woman 🔘Digital Artist

Looking for: ⚪️Men ⚪️Women 🔘My fucking tablet pen

[captainneedsnosleep-deactivated]

Sorry for not being sorry. So my BF makes terrible dad jokes and one of them was his favorite-to-be porn name. It’s “Schniedel Castro” in german which would be translated into “Cocky Castro” (but I’m not an expert). He asked me to draw this. Really. Like: “Babe, would you draw me Schniedel Castro with a big dick drinking his morning coffee” and I was like “yes, honey, always” so I took the opportunity while staying by a dear friend of mine (@nerd-with-a-pen) and did THIS. We had fun. It was like… LAN-Party. But just with W-LAN and no games but drawing and photo-editing. And beer.

Good times.

I’m sorry for this bad Fidel Castro pun. I don’t plan to visit Cuba in the next years so… I guess it’s ok.

[captainneedsnosleep-deactivated]

@nerd-with-a-pen

[wedelwink-blog]

Uwe approves Fidels Schniedel

[sirreggienation]

Science side of Tumblr pls explain to me why the sky looks like it’s about to pop somethin supernatural out of it

[nerd-with-a-pen]

This is the bottom of an alien sponge. Its cappillary force had sucked up the rain.

[nerd-with-a-pen]

[journalismbug97]

Why does my kitten sit on my back and chew on my hair?

[nerd-with-a-pen]

To annoy you. It wants your attention. And because you're a really shitty cat if you let you fur grow that long! 😽

[nerd-with-a-pen]

Because Ezra Miller said so: Credence needs a hug! Occamy is happy to give one ❤