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[dogpuppy]

[inkyami]

Murky waters

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[voyagergifs]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[compassionvi]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[seraph-novak]

Our Flag Means Death | 2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[baddywronglegs]

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

[batbetbitbotbut]

Fanciest lace I've ever made, just need to fill in the edges.

[logo-comics]

Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.

[kitty]

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

[jsong0-0]

Milky Way

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[piksiew]

bacteriography portrait of Five Pebbles I made from yeast , mold , acrylic paints and other stuff i found

[sir-kettle-of-countertop]

Windcatcher

Decided to paint the object of my thesis, common kestrel

[excusethequality]

While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.

It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.

One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.

Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??

Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?

Why must the future suck SO much?

[excusethequality]

How to Turn Off Smart TV Snooping Features - Consumer Reports

TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe

A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.

[pervocracy]

[noelle-ism]

How they get barack obamma and joe bidden to say this stuff toigether

[brainsforbabyjesus]

I want everyone to know that baby blitzo was right to be proud of worm horse because between worm horse and banana pudding, worm horse is the harder one to make, one may say neigh impossible.

Banana pudding is a pretty standard balloon animal that you can make right now out of a single balloon.

(sorry I ran out of red balloons making swords for the kids the other day, and yes, I know his tail should have been longer, but I'm running out of balloons so you get what you get)

But if you try to make worm horse the way baby blitzo made him...

There's nothing to keep the shape. As soon as I let go of worm horse this happens.

Worm Horse becomes Long Horse. The twists that you put in to form the body and tail come undone.

Now, say you worked backwards and blew up first the tail and knotted it, then the body and knotted that, and then you blew up the rest of the balloon and made the head. That also doesn't work.

Yes, you get the body and tail segments but it still won't keep it's upright shape.

As far as I can tell this is the closest you can get to a real life single balloon worm horse without resorting to taping the segments into place.

You have to fold the balloon over to make the body and then twist it through the body gap to make an upright tail. But that means three balloon segments make up the body of worm horse instead of one.

So baby blitzo was out there making impossible worm horses and he should be proud of it.

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[quenthel]

btw everyone should look at her