Day Zero

O, gentle thing!

[windows-98]

[raptor-moon]

I had to look this up but that’s some funny shit right there

[videogame-fake-brands]

Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[sayaka]

My son Hank & his brother Dean

$1 Doodle Comms

[lowpolyanimals]

Flying Frog from Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Wild

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[dogpuppy]

[hoodiedeer]

Reminder, if you ever pay someone for a commission on Paypal (NSFW OR NOT) you SHUT THE FUCK UP in any text box it gives you.

(No this does not mean try to be a snarky comedian and say it was "bomb materials" or "fuck u" or whatever. Don't play with people's livelihoods, just shut the fuck up and don't type anything at all, it's not that hard.)

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[otherside-picnic]

signal boost!!!

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[segamascott]

[twiinarmageddonss22]

what is this supposed to be

[segamascott]