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what a time to be alive atm as dark themed m/m romance enjoyer
imagine you go out to have some fun and end up with a pink bunny headed twink riding you to hell and sobbing on your dick (not in the sexy way in the this-is-the-only-way-i-can-feel-something way) only for him to throw money at you like you're the stripper and disappear and this is so psychosexually imprinted on your brain you spend the next five years searching for him and morphing it into an almost divinely romantic encounter to finally discover he's the very same feral stray you've been seducing and deceiving and instructing and protecting the one that bites back at every advance and treats his body as a weapon but reacts like a real kiss might break him what do you do
take him to your mother's grave
I literally spit water all over my screen.
For context
Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?
was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file
so, i had a traumatising Pokemon experience today
lmao I see no lie
Xndjxnnjd LMFAOOO
this is the most profound thing i’ve ever read
He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u
This has been a PSA
whenever i tell ppl i am v awkward they’re all “no you’re not!!” but little do they know i’m fucking screaming on the inside at the top of my lungs while i tell u a story that i’ve realized halfway through isn’t as funny as i wanted it to be
Date Night.
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hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.
the gist of the joke is “when i look at the statue of liberty, i see all the things that make our country great [blah blah blah.] when donald trump looks at the statue of liberty he sees a 4. maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and the tablet.”
and this fucking moron is saying that the joke is funny because the statue of liberty looks like the number 4.
which is not what that joke is saying at ALL.
her follow-up to this joke was:
“you know what i think a good number for a woman is? forty five”
(because if she’s elected, she will be the forty fifth president)
and this dipshit on CNN is chuckling like “yeah, i think forty five is a good age too”
When sexists don’t understand they’re the butt of the joke because they’ve never heard a joke at their expense imo
She’s so broke
im not even gonna ask who bc i already know its me
my kink is fictional couples protecting each other not because one is ‘weaker’ (ie the female character) but because they’re both completely equal and their first instinct is to protect each other
EXCELLENT KINK, 10/10
Dark-And-Light-Rise Valentine’s Day/Chinese New Year Giveaway 🎉
Thank you to everyone who welcomed me here on my Star Wars Tumblr, especially the Reylo folks. I’ve never seen a supportive (online) group of shippers who are as nice as you guys. I know there are some rough patches but I’ve been lucky enough to have a mostly positive experience here.
In celebration of the great movie that is TLJ, certain milestones I have reached, as well as certain holidays, I’m holding this giveaway contest. Take care to read all the rules and the FAQs.
(Thank you to Jas aka @reydriver for helping beta the following post!)
Giveaway Prizes
1st Prize - Star Wars: The Last Jedi Novelization 2nd Prize - Choice between the novels Canto Bight: Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi or Star Wars Bloodline 3rd Prize: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Novelization
NOTE: The books will be delivered via Kindle (so they’re e-books). This means you need a Kindle device or the Kindle app, which you can download FOR FREE in the Android and iOS/Apple stores. I personally use Kindle on my Android stuff.
Giveaway Mechanics
You must be following THIS BLOG, dark-and-light-rise. If you follow just my main, you don’t count. If you have a sideblog, please read FAQs below.
You must like and/or reblog this post. No need to reblog directly from me. You may reblog more than once but LIMIT IT TO ONCE A DAY.
You must be an active blog, i.e. you have posts and likes. I’ll be checking your blog if I draw your name.
You must NOT be an anti. Again, I’ll be checking your blog. I know that you may delete posts so I won’t be able to tell. I only have the list of the “big” antis, so it’s up to you and your conscience.
If you win, you must be willing to give me your e-mail address. I’ll most likely forward the coupon/e-book via e-mail. I’m still verifying if I can send it via Tumblr messaging.
Contest period is from February 11, 2018 (which is now, for those in a different timezone) to February 25, 2018, 11:00PM +0800 GMT (Singapore/Hong Kong time zone). I’ll be reblogging the original post with a CONTEST OVER message, as well as post an announcement to the blog.
Choosing the Winners
I will be drawing winners from the notes of this post. Winners will be chosen via a random number generator. Each note line item will be assigned a number based on time of like/reblog, e.g. first to like the post is assigned number 1, etc.
This is where it gets a little bit complicated. I’ll be dividing those who joined into two pools: (1) all contestants; and (2) contestants who were already following me before this post (“original followers”).
The first two names I will draw will come from the first pool. The third will come from the second pool. This means that if you are an original follower, you have higher chances of winning. I already have a list of my followers before I posted this, so I know.
To determine who gets 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prize, I will again use a random number generator for the three names I have drawn.
I will be messaging the winners with the title of the book they won via Tumblr by March 3, 2018, 11PM +0800 GMT. I’ll be giving them 48 hours to reply. No reply within the window means you forfeit your prize and I’ll be drawing a new name.
Once all three winners have confirmed, I’ll be posting the list on the blog via a new announcement post.
If you have more questions, please feel free to send me an ask or message me on Tumblr. But please go through FAQs below to avoid asking the same questions.
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