Hey, welcome to my shit blog

-Zoe-

[segamascott]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: art of a young Black girl with braided hair with beads on them worn in the style described above, so that the beads on her braids look like pencils. She is wearing a grey dress with yellow shirt underneath, and looks adorable. End ID.]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[ooliecat]

rewatched the great mouse detective and it mildly reminded me of layton so i sketched layton and co as mice

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

[poisondartlesbian]

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[fandom-man]

[donabene]

its been a long day..... takes a drag of my boba

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[tanoraqui]

it has occurred to me, as I age, that most people did not spend their childhoods getting simplified breakdowns of class-action lawsuits explained to them over dinner at least once a week

[tanoraqui]

I ABSOLUTELY encourage people to keep reblogging and commenting on this with their own niche secondhand expertises from their parents’ careers

[toscrollperchancetomeme]

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th