Impossible Hazelnut

Active @impossiblyizzy | Izzy☆She/they☆Autistic☆Fan of Hank Green, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Shakespeare, memes, feminism and other things

[essentiallydanielle]

I’m dead 💀

[rhan-hastur]

The pride bats are back! I thought it’d be nice to regroup them into a matching poster. The border on the moths one was changed to a rainbow gradient and some colours were tweaked for better readability/printing. Original posts: Pride moths LGBATs 1 & 2

Prints: [X] [X] Shirts: [X]

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

[partywithponies]

When did you first join tumblr?

before 2010

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after 2019

Voting ended onMay 29

[kosmicpowers]

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

[weedle-testaburger]

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

[snowkissedmonsters]

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

[dreamerinsilico]

#the fact that 'can prove access to an online account at least 12 years old' or even 'account to be verified is itself fully 18 years old'#AREN'T accepted methods of age verification is such a telling sign of what the real purpose of age-gating laws is:#data harvesting and deanonymization and the buildout of state-controllable ways to restrict both content and internet access itself en masse (via @shinelikethunder )

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[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[elodieunderglass]

I’m glad to remind you!

[nongunktional]

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[hjartasalt]

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

[hjartasalt]

Worth mentioning is that I'm in Iceland and the store I work at only accepts icelandic króna so like even euros wouldn't have worked in this case

[thankyouforthefunny]

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dashaibo]

I think I've decided it's time to topple the dollar as a world standard

I propose we switch to Chilean Peso

[such-justice-wow]

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

[hjartasalt]

I can't do this anymore I am seriously at my limit here

[mirror-bug]

Idk I'm in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

[hjartasalt]

Could you do me a quick favour and point out where England is on this map?

[flightyquinn]

This post just gets funnier as it goes.

[the-reynolds-pamphlet]

that tumblr phenomenon where a post referencing a media gets too big and the notes start recommending op the media in question

[the-reynolds-pamphlet]

post: fuckkkkk the damned spectre of my dead father appeared to me and told me my adulterous beast of an uncle who married my widowed mother was the one behind his murder so now i have to take revenge against him. i hate it here

the notes: OMG op have you ever heard of the tragedy of hamlet the prince of denmark (1604)???? it's exactly like this post and even has neurodivergent queer rep <333

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[asexualbrigadier]

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

[evilsanlang]

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

[evilsanlang]

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

[awful-little-goblin]

Hamlet (Acts 1 - 3.2): I can't kill Claudius without proof, because it would surely damn me to kill an innocent man. also definitely can't kill him while he's praying.

Hamlet (Act 3 Scene 3): I Think I Will Stab Whoever Is Behind This Curtain

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…