Emma (she/her)💖

I would die for Lenalee Lee. Tbh I’m just here to shit post 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I love that of all the people Lenalee could confide in, she chooses the angry 9 year old with a sword.

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Sypha: I’d die for you.

Trevor: I’d die for YOU.

Alucard, shouting from across the room: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!

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Trevor: Guys, guys look at this. I can hold the hold world in my hands.

Trevor: [picks up Sypha]

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Sypha: Alucard, don’t Trevor this into a worse situation than it already is.

Trevor: Wait, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Alucard: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Trevor: What?

Alucard: I SAID THAT IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!

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Sypha: That’s ridiculous, Trevor doesn’t have a crush on me.

Alucard: Yes, he does.

Greta: Yes, he does.

Trevor: Yes, I do.

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Sypha: Is anyone here actually straight?!

Alucard:

Trevor: [begins to raise his hand]

Alucard: [pulls Trevor’s hand down]

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Sypha: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Trevor: I know this and I love you.

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Alucard: [mumbling] You look pretty.

Trevor: What?

Alucard: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT BELMONT!

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Sypha: I am small but knowing.

Trevor: You don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

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Sypha: The printer messed up the invitation! It’s supposed to say “Alucard’s birthday”!

Greta: What does it say instead?

Sypha: “Alucard’s bi”.

Trevor: Hey, that could still work!

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Carmilla: Me and Hector get along perfectly! Right, Hector?

Hector: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Hector:

Hector: And it’s “Hector and I”.

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Sypha: [to Alucard about killing Dracula] Of course we’re not scared. Watch this. Raise your hand if you are actually scared.

Sypha: Trevor, put your hand down.

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Alucard: Admit it, Belmont, you choose favorites!

Trevor: How dare you! I love Sypha and non-syphas equally!

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Wrath: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Roy: My happiness?

Roy, to Riza: I’m happy?

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Sypha: Babe, can you pass me the butter?

Alucard: [reaches for the butter]

Greta: [also reaches for the butter]

Trevor: [running in through the door, stick of butter in hand] You needed me, babe?

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Sypha: While I’m out, Trevor, you’re in charge.

Trevor: Yes!!

Sypha: [whispering] Alucard, you’re secretly in charge.

Alucard: Obviously.