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Indepedent selective Huey Duck Written by Sassy

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✩ DAEMON FORM ✩

Domestic cat

Your daemon would take the form of a domestic cat! Those who have domestic cat daemons are proud survivalists who look before they leap. They have a special connection with luck and like to expand upon their natural talents, though you can except them to get going when the going gets tough.

Bengal

Your daemon would take the form of a bengal! You are a confident and curious individual who marches to the beat of your own drum. More so than others with cat daemons, those with bengals are inquisitive and readily seek out new and exciting situations. They have a feisty and quick-witted personality, and a playful perspective on life. When deciding on your daemon's appearance, consider the pattern of your daemon's coat. A savannah-coated bengal may indicate more of a go-getter, while a marbled-coated bengal may indicate someone who likes to observe from the shadows. Individuals with fiery tempers may see their bengal daemon take on more of an orange coat, and those who are quiet and even-tempered may find that their bengal is white or silver.

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“Now is a good chance for you to turn around and fucking leave me alone. This is first and last warning”

“Stop butting in my life!”

“Alright fine, I will leave you alone cause CLEARLY this argument with you is clearly pointless and is an waste of time” Huey said before turning around to walk out of the room.

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“No, the only thing wrong you see here is that you don’t have enough brain cells to come up as simple plan as this to earn some pocket money! Besides I fucking never said that the advice are gonna be ‘GOOD’ as you stupid ass put it! I’ve done nothing wrong here! But sure-… I can stop-.. but believe me, when I start robbing elderly on street, that shit is on you”

“Louie, I do have enough brain cells for coming up with ideas to raise money! Also don’t you dare go stealing money from elderly people on the street, Louie!”

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“No, you listen to me!. I charge people yes, but I provide something back for their money. I don’t force anyone to get advice or opinion from me! There’s abso-fucking-lutely nothing WRONG with this business idea”

“The ONLY thing I see wrong with your business idea is the bad advice you are giving people when they pay you and I wouldn’t have an problem with it if the advice you gave them was actually GOOD.”

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“No you may not because it’s none of your goddamn business now is it?”

“I consider it to be my business when I see you charging people money for stuff.”

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“...Louie, may I ask you on why are you charging two dollars for opinions or giving advice?”

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“Well sorry that is confidential information. What kind of a business man you think I am. I’m more trustworthy than anything. But of you really want or need details, I suggest you go and talk to Donald about it” Lou gave a single shrug at Huey as he replied to his question.

“And-… no. I’m only interested in souls. And now that I look at yours, I have to say you don’t have what it takes to make me break my deal with Donald. His soul is special.” Lou never broke his deals with anyone.

“But if you manage to get me five to ten souls then we may discuss it”

“I’ll be sure to ask Donald about the deal he made with you the next time I see him.” Huey said quickly realizing that Loucifer wasn’t going to tell him about the deal and decided not to push it further to avoid annoying Loucifer. “What do you mean by that Donald’s soul is special? And no, i’m not going to collect souls for you.”

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“No no no, hold on-…. No one tells me what to do keep that in your small narrowed mind, Red Riding Nerd” yes, Loucifer did hear his name but this is now his nickname from Lou. “But-… something like that, they either wanna get famous, or rich, or get someone killed. I grant them one wish, give them time to live from few days to 10 years before me and my hell hound collect their sorry soul. I love the collecting part because I can be oh so creative with the way I kill them-.. or be a bitch and leave them soulless and see them turning into serial killers or something” Lou wiggles his eyebrows a little.

“Just curious-… I mean I do own his soul and such. We made a deal with Donald” oh how Lou enjoyed this more than he should. Hope this would scare the mortal duckling even more. “You wanna make a deal to save Donald’s soul?”

“Is that so? What kind of deal of Donald did make with you and how long does Donald have to live if you don’t mind me asking? Also is there another way to break the deal Donald made with you and to save his soul that doesn’t involve me making an deal with you?”

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It really did please Lou when he noticed the other duckling being afraid of him. It always was such a pleasure to feel like being above some mortal like this without even doing anything to them. So pathetic.

“You do know it’s even more rude to ask peoples names without introducing yourself first? So I am gonna call you Red Riding Nerd. But you mortal can call me Loucifer, personal demon-..” Lou stopped on his tracks.

“Wait no-… you can call me Overlord Loucifer” Lou laughed a little. It was fun to mess with these flesh bags and shit on them especially when they were already almost shitting themselves.

“I’ve seen you in those photos on a wall at the houseboat-… you are related to Donald I assume”

“Loucifer, that’s an rather interesting name. Well Loucifer, you can call me Huey. Also what do you mean by personal demon if you don’t mind me asking? Like you have to do whatever they ask whenever they summon you?” Huey asked. “And yes, i’m related to Donald. Why do you ask?”

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“Who knows, maybe I’m here to take you all to hell and have you tortured for the eternity?” Loucifer put hands in his hoodies pouch glaring at Huey. Not sure why but this duck already annoyed the living hell outta Lou, he just didn’t know why.

“But you can’t tell me where I can or can not be, I am a demon for fucks sake. If I decide to take over this mansion, I will and you keep your beak shut because there’s legit nothing you can do about it. Understood?”

“I wasn’t trying to tell you where you can or can’t be. I only wanted to know the reason why are you are doing in this house and also to know what your name is? Don’t worry, I’ll promise to keep my beak shut after you tell me what sort of  business an demon like yourself has with this mansion?” Huey curiously asked knowing fully well that there was literally nothing he could do to stop the demon from taking over the mansion.

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Loucifer couldn’t help but to sneer at the other duckling. It was always fun to annoy mortals if they weren’t his clients. And this duckling standing right before him, was totally not one of Loucifer’s clients.

“Less painful than making you feel like puking out your organs. I mean I can do that if you want to” Lou shrug once. “Real question here is why are you walking in other people’s homes like you own the place. Fucking nerve of you people”

“That’s really not necessary.” Huey nervously said stepping an couple of steps back.

“The reason why I’m walking around in this house is because I live here. In fact, I should be the one to ask you on why an demon like yourself is doing walking around in the house that I live in with my family?” Huey asked with an mix of curiosity and suspicion.

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“May I ask you on why did you throw an pie at my face?” Huey said staring at the demon with an annoyed look.

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Halloween/Autumn Sentence Starters

I feel like I do one of these every year, but you know what? Always a good thing to revisit! 

“Can you help me rake? I’ll let you jump in the leaf pile.” “I don’t usually do anything for Halloween.” “Let’s go for a walk. The trees are beautiful.” “Halloween is my favorite holiday and I never have any plans.” “I’ve got a collection of horror movies and pizza delivery on speed dial. Want to come over?” “I’m having a bonfire. You should join me.” “I love the smell of autumn.” “There’s a huge haunted house opening up this weekend. Want to go?” “A walk in the woods seems like a bad idea. Ever seen Blair Witch Project?” “What kind of candy should we get?” “I’m getting the chocolate for me, and the lollipops we can give to the kids.” “Ooh! A pumpkin patch! We have to stop.” “Do you want to check out that corn maze?” “I hate haunted houses. Why would I pay for someone to scream at me?” “Honestly, I’d rather see teens trick-or-treating than breaking windows and egging houses.” “What’s the use of putting peanut butter on a pinecone?” “I’m just passing out candy this year.” “I’m making some cocoa. Do you want some?” “Should we buy some patterns for our pumpkins or just wing it?” “Autumn is my favorite season.” “Don’t tell me you’ve never had a candy apple.” “This time of year is the best just for all the creepy shows on TV.” “Million dollar question: Nightmare Before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?” “Want to make an autumn wreath with me?” “If you carve a dick on this pumpkin, I swear to god.” “I’ve been waiting all year for sweater weather.” “Is it too cliche to visit a cemetery on Halloween?” “I wish I could put apple cider in a pick line and drink it forever.” “What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?” “I got invited to a costume party. Do you want to come with me?” “Bobbing for apples is gross. Everyone’s nasty faces have been in there.” “Gourds are so ugly but also so cute. I want a thousand of them.” “I’m thinking of hosting a Halloween party this year.” “Trick-or-treating is for children. Let’s go cause some trouble.” “That hay ride was a lot scarier than I thought it would be.” “Painting pumpkins is cute, but it takes away all the fun of the guts.” “I’m in a baking mood. I hope you like cookies.” “I’m just not in the Halloween spirit yet.” “I want to decorate the yard big time this year.” “The scariest looking houses always give the best candy, it’s fact.” “My parents never used to let me do anything fun on Halloween.” “Want to hear a spooky story?” “Here, I knitted you something!” “Everyone is excited for Halloween, but I can’t wait to stuff my face on Thanksgiving.” “I think our house is haunted.” “A ouija board on Halloween: what could go wrong?”

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“Well why don’t you do the usual thing, punch and throw him out of the room?” Louie asked casually. He knew Huey had it in him to throw punch when he and Dewey did something he didn’t approve at all.

“But-… do stay but you are NOT gonna sit on my couch, not before I’ve done watching my own series. You can sit on a floor like a good woodscout, or stand, I don’t care. Butt off of the couch when I’m on it” not that Louie required too much space, but he just wanted to show that no one would walk over him, not this time.

“Isn’t there any other room you could go anyways? I’m gonna have volume on so-.. doesn’t that disturb you?”

“Louie, I wasn’t going to punch or kick him out of our bedroom. Besides it would have turned into an yelling match between me and Dewey and I would have gotten nothing done.” Huey pointed out. “I guess I just can either go to the library in town or the one in the money bin because i’m not going to stand and depending on how loud you put the volume on, I probably won’t be able to concentrate with what i’m working on.” Huey said turning to head out of the living room.