I figured I'd update this bad boy a little bit and put out there that my writing commissions are officially open!
Wanna see your OCs, your favorite characters, or even both, in a little story the way you've always wanted?
Perhaps you need help writing out a Character's Bio/Backstory for a character, be it for D&D or otherwise?
Or even assistance in writing out D&D session notes?
Now's your chance, my lovelies! Feel free to contact me via [email protected] or send me a PM (whichever is easiest for you) if you have any questions or a request!
AS A NOTE: Please make sure to title your email as "commission" when you do so.
If you would like to commission me, please make sure to give me an outline of what you'd like! Such as; how many words (in general), if there will be NSFW content (this is mainly referring to torture, gore, etc.), and so on.
If you cannot afford a commission, you're more than welcome to donate to my ko-fi! Every little bit counts!
Further information and rules are under the cut!
Rules and Guidelines
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DECLINE A COMMISSION FOR ANY REASON.
I accept the following payments (USD): PayPal, CashApp, Venmo
FOR PAYPAL: I will send you an invoice to your email that is linked to your PayPal.
ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE MADE UPFRONT. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
If you cancel your commission before I've started working on it, I will provide a full refund via whichever payment option chosen. If I've already begun working on it, however, I will only provide a partial refund based on how much I've already finished.
When the commission is finished, I will send you a personal link to the document. I will only post the commissioned work on here with your explicit permission.
FOR OC'S
I will need the following information on your OC so I can properly portray them:
Full name and Nickname they go by
Height
General personality such as how they hold themselves, their morality, even their MBTI will help ensure I can properly write them!
Their speech style; Do they have a casual way of speaking, or do they use more poetic words?
Their relationship with the other characters in the setting they share
DEADLINES AND WRITING
While I do my best to ensure a commission is done in a timely manner, I have other obligations that could get in the way and stall the finishing of a commission. For this, I ask for and deeply appreciate your patience.
Deadlines are negotiable, but there's a high possibility that it will be declined.
I ONLY write 2nd and 3rd person. I do not like writing in 1st person and am not willing to negotiate it.
Canon properties and such belong to their respective owners. I just right fan works based off of them. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to contact me.
I WILL WRITE:
Torture, death, gore. etc.
NOTE: I will not write any type of aforementioned scene that makes me uncomfortable.
Character Bios/Backstories
D&D session notes
Implied NSFW (nothing ever graphic)
Nearly any kind of pairings: OCxOC, OCxCanon, Reader-Inserts, etc.
I WILL NOT WRITE:
Explicit NSFW; I am, frankly, not the best at writing it. This may change in the future, however, but don't count on it.
Political, hateful, or racist material
Literally anything that has underage x adult character pairings
STYLES:
One-Shots
Drabbles
Short prose
Multi-Chapter
Illustrated Storybook
PRICING
WRITING: I charge $10 USD/1,000 words. Appropriate calculations will be made if what you desire is under 1,000 words. Pricing also applies to character bio/backstory.
NOTE: This price can and will be subject to change in the future should there be a higher demand.
Actions scenes will get an additional $10/500 word up charge, as they take more time for me to write out.
D&D SESSION NOTES: These will vary between $50 USD to $100 USD or more, depending on what's wanted in the notes. Session notes take significantly longer for me to put together due to all the extra steps I need to take for them (research, setting up dungeons, getting statblocks, etc.).
Anything with torture, gore, death, etc. will be charged an extra $5-10/500 words, depending on the amount of description desired. While I'm okay with writing these things, they do take longer for me to write.
Multi-Chapter commissions will get an additional $10/1,000 word up charge.
Illustrated storybooks are up for discussion, but will cost more as well (price will vary depending on details of commission).
WRITING EXAMPLES
Multi-Chapter | 2nd & 3rd Person (Mainly 2nd) | Sun Wukong x Reader x Six-Eared Macaque | LEGO Monkie Kid
Drabble | 3rd Person | Azure Lion x OC | LEGO Monkie Kid
Drabble | 2nd Person | Implied NSFW | Macaque x Reader | LEGO Monkie Kid
Fengshe closes his eyes, images flashing past his eyelids. Memories of his last excursion into the Marrow, how foolishly he thought he could handle it alone. How he could have just asked Mother or Uncle Lion for help or some kind of backup while he fulfilled his end of the contract to Auntie.
He remembers his hands shaking so badly that he couldn’t keep a protective seal closed. He remembers the taste of rot and iron, the way the dead noticed when he still breathed and took personal offense to it.
He remembers how, three days later, Uncle Lion was the one to find him.
Barely alive, covered in blood, in the field of ghost lotus, slowly sucking his very life force out of him. He still recalls the feeling of the roots getting pulled out of his skin. The way the gashes on his body were hastily—sloppily—sealed by magic. Uncle Lion’s arms holding him secure, tight. The first time Fengshe felt warmth in a week.
Fengshe can still remember the sound his body made when it hit proper sunlight—like something being torn loose from a grave.
Idiot boy, Uncle Lion had muttered then. Not angry. Terrified.
My headstrong child, Mother had scolded, tears in her eyes at nearly losing her youngest son—permanently. She nearly fought Auntie—Auntie—after finding out about their contract.
Red Son’s jaw tightens. He looks around, searching for any eavesdroppers, and scoots closer. “I need to get into the Kingdom of Marrow.”
MK sucks in a sharp breath and Mei goes still. Fengshe doesn’t react. Not outwardly, that is. Inwardly, something old and cold unfurls its claws. His tone remains deadpan when he speaks, his expression barely readable to the three young adults, “That’s a terrible idea. You should try having a better one.”
Red Son huffs, flames licking along the strands of his hair. “I don’t need your opinion, Fengshe. I need your help.”
Fengshe studies him closer this time. The tension in his shoulders, the way his flames are too controlled, like he was gripping them tight so they won’t betray him. It’s not bravado he’s trying to give, it’s resolve.
“You know it’s still dangerous, little brother,” Fengshe says.
“I know.”
“You know it’s sealed for a reason.”
“I’m well aware, thank you.”
“You know most people who go in… don’t come out.”
Red Son meets his gaze. “You did.”
“Barely.” Fengshe feels the fur on his tail bristle. “And that's only because Uncle Lion found me. Mother grounded me for a decade when she found out. What do you think she and Auntie Iron will do if they find out what we did?”
I'm tired and burnout is real but I'm alive and still working on the fic, just very VERY slowly because I'm also cram-studying to get my insurance license (it's hell I hate it but I genuinely want to learn)
ANYWAY get ready for some fun teasers later today :)))
You heard it here, folks! The gates are open, and I'm taking commissions! For the time being, I will ONLY be taking commissions via artistree. Maybe that'll change, but not right now.
You can find more details here: https://artistree.io/cosmicnerevar
Trouble Is a Friend - Chapter 48: Blood and Bones - Wukong/Reader, Macaque/Reader, Macaque/Wukong/Reader, Macaque/Wukong - LEGO Monkie Kid [Archive of Our Own]
The fated encounter.
Chapter 48 of my fic Trouble Is a Friend is now up! Click on the link above to read the most recent chapter!
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Rating: Mature (for violence and language)
Characters: Reader, Original Characters, Tang (Monkie Kid), Qi Xiaotian | MK, Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Red Son (Monkie Kid), Tieshan Gongzhu | Princess Iron Fan, Demon Bull King (Monkie Kid), Long Xiaojiao | Mei, Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Spider Queen (Monkie Kid), Nezha (Monkie Kid), Erlang Shen (Monkie Kid)
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Reader-Insert, Reader is gender neutral, Reader wears suits and dresses because clothing has no gender, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Trauma, Polyamory, What love triangle? They have two hands your honor, Emotional Baggage, Magic, Clairvoyance, Not Canon Compliant, I’ve seen canon and have elected to ignore almost all of it, Rated For Violence, I’m not kidding when I say this is a slow burn, We’re turning on the crock pot and letting this cook for the next week, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, //slaps roof of car This fic can fit SO MUCH TRAUMA IN IT, it’s about the hurt… it’s about the comfort AFTER the hurt…
Fic Summary: “Hold on, firecracker. Have you heard this one yet?” You see a gentle sunrise of gold and red as Wukong’s eyes meet yours. His face softened, his other hand touching your arm, his thumb lightly tracing one of the scars. His voice was firm yet soft, grounding yet light as he spoke, “You’re safe.”
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Oh.
He keeps going, “You’re safe here. You’re safe with Uncle. With MK. With Tang. With all of them. All these years being alone in the dark without a candle to light your way? I can see in the dark, and MK can too now! I’m sure Uncle’s got a match somewhere and all you gotta do is provide the candle.”
He scoots closer, taking both your hands now and keeping your gaze. “You. Are. Safe. Even if shit hits the fan, you will not be alone to pick up all these broken pieces anymore. I’m here. We all are.”
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After years of running from your past and hiding your scars, you find relief in several wandering destinies that are intertwined with your own. And in return, you help two particularly stubborn stone monkeys find their own healing.
Erlang's inner thoughts: I know what this is insinuating but I will not assume nor will I act like I saw anything because this particular thing is Not My Business™
Trouble Is a Friend - Chapter 48: Blood and Bones - Wukong/Reader, Macaque/Reader, Macaque/Wukong/Reader, Macaque/Wukong - LEGO Monkie Kid [Archive of Our Own]
The fated encounter.
Chapter 48 of my fic Trouble Is a Friend is now up! Click on the link above to read the most recent chapter!
New reader? Start here!
If you’d like to support me, consider buying me a coffee!
Wanna hang out and chat with fellow nerds? Come join my 18+ Discord server!
Rating: Mature (for violence and language)
Characters: Reader, Original Characters, Tang (Monkie Kid), Qi Xiaotian | MK, Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Red Son (Monkie Kid), Tieshan Gongzhu | Princess Iron Fan, Demon Bull King (Monkie Kid), Long Xiaojiao | Mei, Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Spider Queen (Monkie Kid), Nezha (Monkie Kid), Erlang Shen (Monkie Kid)
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Reader-Insert, Reader is gender neutral, Reader wears suits and dresses because clothing has no gender, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Trauma, Polyamory, What love triangle? They have two hands your honor, Emotional Baggage, Magic, Clairvoyance, Not Canon Compliant, I’ve seen canon and have elected to ignore almost all of it, Rated For Violence, I’m not kidding when I say this is a slow burn, We’re turning on the crock pot and letting this cook for the next week, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, //slaps roof of car This fic can fit SO MUCH TRAUMA IN IT, it’s about the hurt… it’s about the comfort AFTER the hurt…
Fic Summary: “Hold on, firecracker. Have you heard this one yet?” You see a gentle sunrise of gold and red as Wukong’s eyes meet yours. His face softened, his other hand touching your arm, his thumb lightly tracing one of the scars. His voice was firm yet soft, grounding yet light as he spoke, “You’re safe.”
…
Oh.
He keeps going, “You’re safe here. You’re safe with Uncle. With MK. With Tang. With all of them. All these years being alone in the dark without a candle to light your way? I can see in the dark, and MK can too now! I’m sure Uncle’s got a match somewhere and all you gotta do is provide the candle.”
He scoots closer, taking both your hands now and keeping your gaze. “You. Are. Safe. Even if shit hits the fan, you will not be alone to pick up all these broken pieces anymore. I’m here. We all are.”
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After years of running from your past and hiding your scars, you find relief in several wandering destinies that are intertwined with your own. And in return, you help two particularly stubborn stone monkeys find their own healing.
Updates every other Saturday at 12pm EST | You will be notified if any scheduling issues come up.
LET TO BE KNOWN THAT THIS IS AN OC X CANON STORY. IF THAT IS NOT YOUR THING, THEN GO AWAY. //shoos u off my lawn
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Derelict - Abandoned vessels or cargo with no hope or intention of recovery.
Summary: As punishment for his crimes, the infamous Six-Eared Macaque was sealed within a magical lantern by the Buddha and forced to grant any wishes the lantern holder desires. The final words from Buddha were thus: "Never will you be free from this punishment until you learn and perform an act of true selflessness."
After centuries of granting others' wishes, Macaque now finds himself stuck with an enigmatic snake demon named Zhixiu. Though... rather than making him grant the only wish they have, they offer a deal: they'll find a way to free him from the lantern, and when they do, he'll erase the memories of their past.
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Lantern Bound is widely considered to have a PG-13 rating, as it will contain depictions of violence, gore, emotionally distressing events, and swearing that some readers may find upsetting.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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IT'S HEEEEERE!!! THE ENTIRE PROLOGUE PLUS THE FIRST 5 PAGES TO THE FIRST CHAPTER! HOO man this is gonna be a wild ride. I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did writing/drawing it!
I'm still in the process of organizing everything in the blog, so it'll be a bit barren for the first little while, but don't worry, we'll see more later ;)
