Epic but it's just a DnD game
DM: “The cyclops pulls out a club and takes a swing. Everyone make a dexterity saving throw”
Odysseus: “Nat 20!”
Eurylochus: “17!”
Polites: “That’ll be a nat 1…”
*Polites’s miniature is knocked from the board*
DM: “Odysseus walks off with the wind bag. Everyone make a wisdom saving throw”
Eurylochus: “…I got a 3”
DM: “You gotta see what’s inside that bag”
Eurylochus: “But I’m Odysseus’s second in command, surely I’d tru-“
DM: “YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT’S INSIDE THAT BAG”
Odysseus: “I must be a god like you, ‘cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands!”
DM: “Make an intimidation check”
Odysseus: “…yeah that’s a 1”
Circe: “Hermes gave it to you, didn’t he”
Circe: “I roll to seduce Odysseus… 17!”
DM: “Not bad! Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throw”
Odysseus: “Nat 20, baby!!”
DM: “Sorry, Circe, Odysseus really does just love his wife that much”
DM: “A siren appears, wearing Penelope’s face… Odysseus, make a wisdom saving throw”
Odysseus: “Another nat 20 let’s gooo-"
DM: “Okay so you can just sail on by-"
Odysseus: “No no let me roll for persuasion, let’s have some fun with this”
Odysseus: “Please don’t tell me you’re about to do what I think you’ll do”
DM: “Roll for persuasion”
Odysseus: “…nat 1”
DM: “your luck has run out. Eurylochus, steak time. Nom nom nom”
Eurylochus: “But we’ll die”
DM: “Roll for persuasion”
Eurylochus: “…nat 1”
Odysseus: “I know”
Eurylochus: “dude come ON-“
DM: *lightning noises*
Odysseus: “If you’re plan’s so great, then why’d you wait to say it?”
DM: “Hermes, make a performance check”
Hermes: “NAT 20 DARLING”
DM: “This campaign is now a Hermes dance party. Ody, you’re fighting those sea monsters on your own while Hermes just tears it up in the corner”
Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?”
Odysseus: “Next to my wife”
Literally the entire party: “OHHHHHHHHHHH”
DM: “THAT’S AN INSPIRATION POINT FOR YOU”
*Cut to Odysseus beating every single suitor in the span of like an hour*