neriordinary

I'm Angel Neri. I accidentally changed my theme to this, and now I have to work with it.

[prokopetz]

We pretty much knew Kirby and the Forgotten Land wasn't going to be properly post-apocalyptic, because while Kirby does routinely fight elder gods, they never actually get to succeed in eradicating all life, but I feel like Nintendo's workaround of "everything is deserted because a high-tech human civilisation captured an alien god, tortured its secrets from it, achieved some sort of post-human singularity and ascended en masse to a higher plane of existence, abandoning their uplifted animal servants to inherit the empty world they left behind" is kind of more fucked up than if everything had just gotten blown up.

[thevikingwoman]

What the fuck is Kirby about??

[tidaltimez]

Don’t worry about it

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[lanndscape]

[godisafujoshi]

I’m worried he will get a paper cut on his little tongue

[quacula]

[chelmnik]

obsessed with this green beret blowing himself up. with fireworks. inside a cybertruck. outside the donald trump hotel. in las vegas. and he's called lifeburger or something. that's amerikkka baby!

[chelmnik]

just think about it for a second though. luigi mangione as far as i can tell not a gun nut or intelligence linked or anything just some guy who read 10000 posts about how to 3d print a gun, carried out an incredibly staged assassination and evaded capture for an impressively long time (though he too fell to a mcdonalds... burger the nation's fatal flaw). then like a few weeks later you've got an actual serving special forces guy using the world's stupidest car to attempt a wile e. coyote parody of the okc bombing with a 0 civilian death toll. incredible incredible times we live in

[retroactivebakeries]

possibly the worst feedback you could receive in your suicide

[misogynistcatgirl]

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

[misogynistcatgirl]

remember what they took from you

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[wizardarchetypes]

there was a post on here like 8 years ago where someone was like “wow….the cinnamon tography” and now whenever a shot in a movie is really good I say “wow….the cinnamon tography” and i’ve found that men almost always miss the joke and assume i don’t know the word cinematography.

everyone else always laughs but men will be like “…you mean cinematography?”

[sillystigmata]

And Louis is so valid for that!

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

[orbcube]

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

[anthropoetics]

kinder than man, athea davis

[thundergrace]

🎞: Lisa Gilroy

Absolutely could never be an influencer or tik tok famous anything. People are so disrespectful. Sorry to this woman.

[sandmandaddy69]

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[twitblr]

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

[daggers-drawn]

I’m saying “it’s right”

[night-dragon937]

All of us are saying “it’s right.”

[fighting-the-urge-at-home-depot]

It’s right

[candiikismet]

It’s right.

[molothoo]

Right

[dukes-cassettetape]

right as fuck

[slimegirl-pseudopod]

This man committed no wrong and anyone who says otherwise is wrong and devoid of morals

[spacelazarwolf]

it is morally correct to break the law when the law is morally wrong.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.