Volnev

|Nev | He/Him |

[pepsi-fish]

smells like straight sour watermelon pulse in the smplive halloween party i just know it

15 minutes after that picture was taken

[conarcoin]

i saw a tiktok and it inspired me to make some more smplive fake tweets except i reused some of the dsmp layouts bc i was lazy

[conarcoin]

i made more

[conarcoin]

more based on neopets forum screenshots bc theyre rly funny

[timedeo-moved-deactivated202105]

dont stop the party

[nervollllllll]

SMPTWT REVIVED ITSELF JUST TO BULLY JAWSH AND NOAH WHAT A FUCKING DAY TO BE ALIVE

[positive-hell]

alright boys, it’s time for a raid.

smptwitter had the idea of omegle and i like it (and am also jealous) so WE’RE DOING THAT HERE.

THIS FRIDAY FROM 11AM-11PM EST

we’re gonna get on omegle and use the term “smpblr” (all lowercase) to connect with everybody on here anonymously for a fun time.

if you’d like, you can say who you are, however keeping it anonymous makes this fun! you can be yourself, or someone else.

you can post screenshots with your favorite moments with these strangers, linking with possible friends!! i’ll personally be reblogging some of my favorite messages whenever this takes place.

on the off chance somebody attempts to defile someone or their blog using antagonistic slurs, i’ll notify everyone on my blog right away. for this reason, keep my post notifications on for the short duration of the omegle link.

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if you’re participating, please reblog this! i’ll link a timezone converter in this post so you can see when it’ll be taking place in your country/area.

have fun, and cya then, kinnies!

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[nervollllllll]

:)

[nervollllllll]

I blame smplive for this

[ayapcraft]

Twitter is wrong actually schlatts mustache is good

[ayapcraft]

Here's a hot take: some people don't like the mustache cause it lessens his "soft white boy" aesthetic and they're no longer able to project that image onto him while he's not Baby Faced. It's what happened to bdg when he got one and it's happened countless times before that, I genuinely think it really suits him and I'm gonna be so sad when he shaves it off

[nervollllllll]

Good take op, but since so many people hate it he set it as the top goal for the charity stream, so at least he’s using it to do good lmao

[nervollllllll]

Wilburs hairline really said “aight im head out”

[nervollllllll]

Now I present you, truly bald Wilbur

[nervollllllll]

If you gave schlatt round glasses and a train hat he would look like the conductor from polar express

[cscoopstreams]

anyways heres travis being a rabid animal on smpearth

[nervollllllll]

Absolute goblin

[nervollllllll]

Wilburs hairline really said “aight im head out”

[cscoopstreams]

hey im a dumbass and accidentally deleted my whole ass blog, if i followed you on my previous blog id appreciate a like or a reblog so i can follow you again!! 

also psa if youre deleting sideblogs please make sure its actually a sideblog lol

[nervollllllll]

Bruh moment

[misfits-bbs-lunchclub]

(Thats my Twitter username, im not stealing art, i promise XD)

Drew Mason out of boredom and he liked it not even a minute after i posted it to twitter, legit had a fucking heart attack.

I get inspiration to draw something like once every 3-5 months, but im happy how this turned out.

[nervollllllll]

YO WTFFFF THIS IS AMAZING

[ohno-goddammit-haych]

i hate them but these are my favourite from their insta stories

[nervollllllll]

WHY IS THAT LAST IMAGE SO POWERFUL

[sylnan-deactivated20200422]

the smpl fandom has been too full of drama and sad lately so I decided to make a list of the things I liked the most about the server to spread some positivity!! feel free to add your favourite things that happened.

-the schlatt n antvenom rivalry

-the first time ever skydoesminecraft interacted w schlatt and connor

-whenever joko’s gf got to play

-just joko in general

-when Ty joined and one of the first things he wanted to do was to buy a schlattcoin

-every streamer who joined for the first time talking about the schlattcoin

-“I will eliminate the middle class”

-the altrive and schlatt gay bit where they called carson homophobic

-carson saying he didn’t want to build his mountain base in a snowy biome and then doing it anyways but in a mountain that was farther from spawn

-fallen kingdom

[jschlattmoved]

-carson saying hes only gay in minecraft

-voiceoverpete is gay

-ted being called a boomer by an actual boomer

-the cop bit with schlatt and connor

-schlatt using his funnymic while talking to everyone for the first time so they all just thought he had a shitty mic and wasnt doing it as a bit

-the dirt bruh that josh fucking hated

-everyones babyrages at each other

-the talent show

-schlatt fucking up and saying that he hates antvenom because he doesnt like stall

[sylnan-deactivated20200422]

-when cooper sent babyrages to mason chat only bcs he was mad at him

[smplive]

-wilbur’s squid song

-when pokimane played on smp

-schlatt and antvenom beating the ender dragon

-like all of Luemas’ builds because they’re amazing

-dinkster’s redstone creations because they’re also amazing

-schlatt, connor and altrive’s coffee shop

-connor’s enderman greg

-”jschlatt was slain by Dick”

-the underground cult (ACC)

-That assassins event that everyone forgets happened

-CaptainSparklez saying ”Can you explain to me what a minion vore is?” and Krinios and Altrive losing it

[nervollllllll]

Guys stop ur making me emotional 🥺🥺

[nervollllllll]

I saw this tweet and got sad and decided to share with others :)

[nervollllllll]

This man has ptsd from a Minecraft fish dying

[smplivezine]

Hey there everyone!

Welcome to the first-ever SMPLive Fanzine!

Applications should be up within the next week or so, so until then spread the word! Tell your friends! Reblog this post! We’re so excited to have this happen!