wish i was cute and also not an absolute fucking idiot
Peter Solarz
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Xuebing Du
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Janaina Medeiros
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@nervous-tturtle
wish i was cute and also not an absolute fucking idiot
don’t hand me the aux cord unless you’re ready to get sad as fuck
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER
IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby
but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane
It’s far cuter like this anyway.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP
Also:
i love 2 bark i love 2 woof
i love 2 stomp my puppy hoof
I love to woof I love to whine
I stomp this puppy paw of mine
i love 2 whine & growl & yap
i give the floor a hefty tap
this post is so pure
hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work
They were preparing us for the biggest clown of all
by ✂
The best feeling when your phone is fully charged so you can unplug it and roll to the other side of your bed
In your 20s, you’re a snack.
In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.
In your 40s, you’re a vixen.
I’m your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.
Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
the man, the myth, the legend: Captain Raymond Holt
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
I’ve Given Up On You // Real Friends
**Not my picture Neck Deep//Rock Bottom
Best thing I’ve heard all day
“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.
Fuck her new album give us goth ari
today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…
classic material