Happy Smoothie

I'm a 23 year-old gay soil & crop science grad from Texas A&M. I take funny ingredients from my friends and splash in a bit of cute and BAH-BAM! We got ourselves a happy smoothie, ya'll!

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[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

guys!!! if you buy a copy of DEDICATED by Carly Rae Jepsen on iTunes, you get a secret code to unlock her in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!

[chonce]

when I tell u I LOST IT

[princeonyx]

Lmao omg I just hollered 😂🤣

[transrat69]

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

[taquito]

im risking my life to post th

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[smorgasboredom1]

Cate Blanchett pops Adderall and tries on hats for three hours in this instant Disney classic! 

[karawra]

she also gets a robot hand that shoots lasers

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[sociallinkmax]

me: *is having a fun time in the beach*

game: ur friends are now ready to die for you

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[theotherwesley]

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

[ginny-rummy]

id let him

[skarchomp]

I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

[tathracyn]

Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list. 

Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods

[meangirlnurse]

#rabbits are just like that

[ohshitsomeonejust]

Buneary freshly caught sitting in it’s pokeball

[frikiskrew]

[elreyputo]

Bridge to terabithia (2007)

[tokai-teio]

i fucking hate this caption

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[paintmix]

the girl reading this

[hitoten]

what abt her?

[paintmix]

shes reading this