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so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

I REMEMBERED MY FUCKING LOGIN!!!!!

blaithnne

Next Up On Game Changer - Sam and Brennan are both led to believe they are secretly hosting an episode designed to fuck with the other, only for it to be revealed that the episode is actually being hosted by Vic 'Honorary CEO of Dropout' Michaelis and they have 40 minutes left to live

redstonedust

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

fullmetalfisting

In order to truly understand America, you must go to a Spirit Halloween set up inside of the closed-down ChuckE Cheese’s

fullmetalfisting

What the fuck is five nights at freddys I’m going to kill all of you

Every time I hang out with friends it’s like that thing which cried wolf (in the best version of the story the boy is actually an entity who desperately wanted to help the local populous but didn’t know what wolves were). I say like “do you hear that” and they just look at me like I just asked if fucking water had water in it.

#Actually more of an “obviously not” vibe #But I cannot thing of a smile #idk how to tag this #You know you are #Like yes it’s almost always in my head #But I can still hear sounds outside of it

satan-offical

SOMEONE HOLD ME DOWN I WANT TO BUY MORE PINS FOR MY BAG

autophage

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

#Add a teaspoon at the end for true bowlception

lulu19107221

Saw this meme on twitter and I knew I had to take action

Ref under the cut:

#Lowkey looks like Lenore and Hamilton's untenable child #nevermore webcomic #nevermore webtoon

who’s first

Anon, what are you actually talking about?

#Seriously though #for that matter what am I supposed to tag this with #ask #anonymous

gunpowdertimsleftgun

kill them with kindness? WRONG!! Y'AI NG'NGAH YOG'SOTHOTH HA'I L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAHH 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

#All the rainbows are open now

lutesial

Tim looking at the lunar canon going off be like

I have a plan.

Obviously you're all aware of the woke polycule in the sky that governs governs our existence. What if we got an angry transman to drive them into the sun?

Food for thought.

#It might fix the timeline #sky polycule #the mechanisms