alex’s dumbass blog

i constantly feel like i’m living in 2014

[alltootayloralisonswift]

i refuse to believe that this shit is coincidental

red / folklore

[shishiyos]

swifties: mhhmm cruel summer mv maybe? cornelia street, perhaps? mother, we are starving

taylor: lmao here's a a new album bon appetite children

[electrifying-guy-eli-deactivate]

folklore: *exists and is released*

me: 🙂

‘E’ indicator next to the tracks: *are present*

me: 😳

[kassiwis]

Same energy:

[mcu]

[shejla24]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

lms if u want a relationship like this(:

[parakavka]

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[youlovetoseeit]

that is like 20 nic

[4gifs]

[biologybutch]

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

[trixiekatya]

may i please have bréad

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[spaceler]

[this-memes-warr]

[catasters]

[liquidstar]

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

[liquidstar]

   j,jm,               ‘[pkot orley, gt+

[beebugger]

He’s speaking…