Random Trash

My life is a mess and I post whatever’s appealing to me. /Emma/

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

we deserved to see the look of surprise on cas’ face the first time he and dean kiss. the look of adoration on cas’ face when dean says “I love you” for the first time. the look of teary-eyed love and happiness when dean gets down on one knee and proposes

[evas-idiot-box]

Dear God please please please please please.

The captain, knowing they could pull the biggest prank on planet earth:

[sandmandaddy69]

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[anexperimentallife]

There are very few hard and fast rules of good writing, but one hill I will die on is that if you foreshadow something, then change your plans JUST because fans figured out where you were going, you're doing it wrong.

[whelvenwings]

In a world that feels micromanaged, controlled, and predictably stagnant and terrible, November 5th is my reminder that things can still get absolutely

just absolutely batshit

[librarycard]

no one is allowed to complain about supernatural blogs this weekend. it’s our party and we can cry if we want to

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.

[mullberrysunday]

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

[goldenaltar]

“I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more than 80, by my estimate. I always took it for granted that I was far more intelligent than he was. Yet, when anything went wrong with my car I hastened to him with it, watched him anxiously as he explored its vitals, and listened to his pronouncements as though they were divine oracles - and he always fixed my car.Well, then, suppose my auto-repair man devised questions for an intelligence test. Or suppose a carpenter did, or a farmer, or, indeed, almost anyone but an academician. By every one of those tests, I’d prove myself a moron, and I’d be a moron, too. In a world where I could not use my academic training and my verbal talents but had to do something intricate or hard, working with my hands, I would do poorly. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in and of the fact that a small subsection of that society has managed to foist itself on the rest as an arbiter of such matters.Consider my auto-repair man, again. He had a habit of telling me jokes whenever he saw me. One time he raised his head from under the automobile hood to say: “Doc, a deaf-and-mute guy went into a hardware store to ask for some nails. He put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering motions with the other hand. The clerk brought him a hammer. He shook his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering. The clerk brought him nails. He picked out the sizes he wanted, and left. Well, doc, the next guy who came in was a blind man. He wanted scissors. How do you suppose he asked for them?”Indulgently, I lifted my right hand and made scissoring motions with my first two fingers. Whereupon my auto-repair man laughed raucously and said, “Why, you dumb jerk, He used his voice and asked for them.” Then he said smugly, “I’ve been trying that on all my customers today.”“Did you catch many?” I asked.“Quite a few,” he said, “but I knew for sure I’d catch you.”“Why is that?” I asked.“Because you’re so goddamned educated, doc, I knew you couldn’t be very smart.””

— Isaac Asimov (via skinnybaras)

[christianstepmoms]

[bananonbinary]

This was the funniest hour of my life

[bananonbinary]

At the end of the panel we gave them a round of applause for being so brave in trying to write straights and cisgenders

[bananonbinary]

Especially Jasika, who got very emotional about her childhood with straight parents

[bananonbinary]

types of comments on this post:

-straight people saying :/ love is love :/ gay or straight why does it matter ://///

-gay people saying wait no really i’ve never written a non-lesbian pls help

-people pointing out that even straight people don’t know how to write straight people without unnecessary romance

[twobeesornottwobees]

the truly impressive part of this panel was how for an hour, a FULL hour, they talked about writing straight characters like the st8s talk about writing queer characters and they did. not. break. It was the most amazing piece of improv comedy i’ve ever seen. 

[patina-millers-biceps]

FOUND THE LINK: https://castbox.fm/episode/How-to-Create-Straight-Characters-id1117790-id62875239?country=us

[deanwinchesterapologist]

gotta say. the sequence of events that got us there. is still just as funny as it was 360ish days ago

[deanwinchesterapologist]

like forgive me but the series of happenings that culminated in whatever the hell i went through on 11/05/2020 will never stop being both novel and hilarious to me. the sheer level of inane stress in the air caused by that specific convergence of cause and effect. nevada your ballots

[angeltiddies]

cas will literally say i love you to deans motherfuckin face and some people will be like idk but have the writers said its canon?

[merlinoutofcontext]

[cilly-murphy]

#arthur.exe has stopped working

[julielilac]

The Doctor only have two moods.

[solaceinfandoms]

DEAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAYING I LOVE YOU BACK TO CASTIEL. he was supposed to rescue cas from the empty with a cocky “what you dont think you deserved to be saved?!” AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY “You CAN have everything you want, WE can have everything we want”

they were supposed to have their soft epilogue.