Shrugging Noises

I'm Neth, I do stuff I guess.

[nflstreet]

[pascalcampion]

Late night thoughts #kittycatandmanlyman

[deep-spaghetti]

one day my natural impulse to do funny voice is going to kill me, I’m gonna be in like little Italy or something and go “eyyyy it’s me tony pepperoni!” and then a guy in a pinstripe suit with a fat stogie in his mouth and a name tag that says “Hello! My name is… Tony” is gonna pull a Thompson out from under his suit coat in a fit of rage and then it’s curtains for me

[citrusgender]

[dissociativedoe]

sending love out tonight to everyone who is progressively losing their abilities, whether that's movement, ability to walk, eyesight, or hearing.

it's hard to come to terms with the fact that you can't do things that you used to be able to do. I'll be honest, it feels like you're losing control of your life. it can feel very isolating and hopeless. its scary and overwhelming, and it's so hard to deal with.

you are not less than just because you can do less. im proud of you for still being here, and i wish you ease with adjusting to new ways of life. please take care of yourself, i love you.

[phluphfy]

gentle addition for the folks who are losing their mental capacity in any way, shape, or form. If you can’t think as clearly as you used to, if you don’t have the executive functioning you once had, if your memory is getting worse, if your sensory processing issues are increasing, if your episodes are becoming more frequent. Your life has inherent value and I hope I can help remind you of that.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aevios]

[video description: a big orange cat sits inside a large metal pot on a kitchen counter looking around slightly confused and bewildered as two people off screen repeatedly point at him and say ‘little baby man’ over and over again overlapping with one another as they repeat the phrase /end description]

[ozian-chess]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

This cat appears to be curious rather than stressed. The cat is probably in the pot for the same reason cats like being in boxes.

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: Not Cute

You’re laughing. That cat is being shot by finger guns and you’re laughing.

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

[zwoelffarben]

To be fair, there was a big push to return the stewardship of ireland to the Irish, that was a big thing that happened, and it technically never finished.

To be balanced, the ridiculous standard people hold strangers on the internet to continues to astound.

[ruffboi-mags]

I'm still losing my mind over the ashkenazi one, i absolutely cannot.

[stardial]

[transarsonist]

[thefriendlyneighborhoodpervert]

It's actually why dost thou to be grammatically correct :)

[stardial]

your mom doth sucketh me long and hard through mine robes

[marbleguard]

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

[marbleguard]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

OKAY I'M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

[marbleguard]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

[marbleguard]

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just...so much...

[marbleguard]

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[fruityrats]

[tcamm]

[evilguyofficial]

this is stupid

[spadekek]

i sure hope this hasn't been done yet

[kokomiin]

[incorrect-omori-quotes]

sunny: honestly? i owe you my life.

aubrey: no offense but who the fuck would want your life

[carcinoguts-deactivated20230802]

"wouldn't sunny have had longer hair?"