Sakermart

imma just post my nonsense for me

[ozempicofficial]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[netssa19]

Suck my Freddy Fazballs bro

[loveridden1999]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it appears the hitler youth of social media have discovered aphantasia (the inability to visualize mental imagery) and their vibes-based understanding of everything has lead them to (falsely) believe aphantasia is a sign of lower intelligence. you really have to wonder what it's like to be such a loser you spend your life searching for Superior Traits you can identify with.

[louisegluckpdf]

oh i know the 19th century literature girlies were gagged at this

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

one of my central ambitions for the next twenty years of my life is to know less about The Discourse.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Like I don't want to have an opinion on the Super Mario Galaxy movie.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My prayer is this: Dear God, free from all thoughts of the Paul Brothers.

[netssa19]

They made that fox in Zootopia way too fuckable and I don't like it

[milfsisyphus]

emily brontë receives the first kill yourself anon in 1848

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[netssa19]

Here with a too short video of an absolute angel of a... Devil? Wyll Ravengard is so sweet, and his romance is too short. He needs more! MORE! Here in no particular order at some of my favorite lines from his romance. I missed a few I really liked by accident.

[thisloveforyourmom]

the fact that people are still arguing over if gale killed prim...when the entire point is that it did not matter if gale killed prim because he openly advocated for the deaths of hundreds of little girls just like prim on the 'other side' and katniss could no longer see those prims as separate from her prim...and the bombs from 13 stole prim from katniss as brutally and absolutely as the sadism of the capitol would have because they were founded in the same desires for revenge and propangada

[queercomposer]

When Eleanor said "find Chidi" in a desperate attempt to help a future version of herself, because she had no idea what would happen in the future, because she was terrified of her fate, because she was too panicked to have any thoughts other than that of the man who she knew for certain would save her in any universe. And when Chidi said "there is no answer, but Eleanor is the answer" as a moment of clarity, looking back at everything he knew as the best version of himself, because he had every thought conceivable, but the most important of them, the one at the forefront, was that of the woman who he knew for certain had saved him in every universe.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[netssa19]

This comparison always makes me crack up.

[netssa19]

Here is almost 6 minutes of Garrus being absolutely sweet, needy, protective, and flirtyyyy.

[blackandwhitecircus]

Replaying the citadel DLC and in the last fight against the clone Garrus says "The real Shepard would have blown my head off by now" like we all love to talk about Garrus in awe of his danger girlfriend but it's just true. Man* saw a murderous clone of his wife and went "YOU'RE NOT AS DEADLY AS MY REAL GIRLFRIEND IF SHE TRIED TO KILL ME I WOULD BE DEAD". Amazing. I love him so much.