Blippity Bloop Blop

[neurologicalglitch]

the chances of a lobster exploding on you are low, but never zero

[tyriq-edits]

If i had a nickle for everytime an autobot ended up in a gay situationship with some random human who accidentally ‘stole’ them, I’d have two nickles.

Which isn’t a lot.

But it’s weird that it has happened twice.

[blackholemojis]

could you make a symbol for "auditory processing disorder", and also just "auditory processing"?

[ID: sound waves coming towards an ear with gears behind it. /End ID]

[ID: sound waves coming towards an ear with gears behind it, and yellow-orange sparks coming off it. /End ID]

[puraiuddo]

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

[ankle-beez]

really like the fresh angle knights of guinevere takes as a disney critique. it's not so much "fuck you disney lmao" like everyone was expecting, it's moreso "there's value in the stuff disney makes, it's just reduced to mush by people that don't value it". i mean shit, guinevere is the representation of this show's thesis -- an entity that's still treasured dearly by frankie, and it had to escape being held hostage by its makers that were literally ripping its insides out for profit

[neurologicalglitch]

Found a tumblr screenshot on Pinterest and immediately connected it to Breakdown

[neurologicalglitch]

Sunstorm appreciation post

[neurologicalglitch]

^Lost Light and MTMTE be like

[watermelonsloth]

The push and pull of “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”.

[neurologicalglitch]

It’s a very thin line separating the two

[random-cockroach]

OH MY GOD

Saturated Sunlight by Inkfamy (@inkfamy can I tag you? Sorry if not I just think I didn't scream enough ahah) WAS A STRAIGHT SHOT TO GET ME INTO SUNSTREAKER/BLUESTREAK, IT WASN'T ENOUGH, I AM DYING KICKING FEETS, SCREAMING, MAKING LAPS AROUND THE ROOM, I AM HUNGRY NOW AHAHHSHGSAASG

[toster-z-trojanem]

Motivational words I did during my finals 😼

Yes, Bee is speaking enchanting table

[knight-arts]

My ass, baiting a friend to be slightly more interested in Transformers:

[neurologicalglitch]

Soundwave, your child is trying to eat people again

[neurologicalglitch]

Trying to lure ur muscular nurse into ur room be like

[antibio]

Shawarmawave

[neurologicalglitch]

Transformers AU where it’s a murder mystery where the murderer turns the corpses of their victims into abstract art so ppl can’t tell it belonged to a frame

Random idea I had while at an art festival with some friends and one of the artists took worn-out vehicles and turned them into abstract metal artwork

[fireyhotsupertalia]

Wanna say Scrapper did it turning bodies into art is 100% something he’d do.

But it would also be funny if someone else was killed the victim in whatever piece of art was being investigated and Scrapper was like “oh that one’s not mine, you’d know for sure it was one of my pieces of art” and they can’t hold him because he got a lawyer and was vague enough in his answers they have nothing to hold him on. Only for him to reappear in the end in the creepiest way possible

[neurologicalglitch]

Imagine the actual murderer being a Tarn and Pharma team-up or something bc of his T-cog addiction and Pharma just wanting to obtain body parts for medical experiments since if he stole from the hospital he’d 100% get caught by Ratchet

Tarn kills the victims with his voice, Pharma dissects them, gives cog to Tarn, takes whatever parts he currently needs, gives the leftovers to Tarn, and Tarn rids the rest of the body by melting and turning it into sculptures for him to sell. He gets his cogs and a way to financially sustain himself and Pharma gets to be Pharma

Scrapper shows up at the end to take notes on what he thinks each piece the sculpture is made of and the different creative uses for them

Sculpture Hannibal style🤣

[neurologicalglitch]

Transformers AU where it’s a murder mystery where the murderer turns the corpses of their victims into abstract art so ppl can’t tell it belonged to a frame

Random idea I had while at an art festival with some friends and one of the artists took worn-out vehicles and turned them into abstract metal artwork