If I'm not reblogging, I'm probably drunk.

I like things, this page is full of things.

[skygenders]

Uptown Funk and Tumblr

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I’m still laughing about the Empire soundtrack beating out the Madonna album. That show’s only been on the air for 2 months, Madonna’s been famous since before the fall of communism

[littl3red]

Okay, so I might get a lot of hate for this, I might not. I don’t particularly care either way, as long as word gets out about this, because it’s extremely important to me.

As I’m sure most people know by now, bees are disappearing at alarming rates. Simply put, our entire...

[elfauno]

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

[nevalovely]

Wtf is the point #teamhambeast #teamshamu #thisiswhyimfat

[thewightknight]

More Disney Parks facts here

[jzanity1010]

TREASURED GUEST

[pornosophical]

But how could you leave out this

[seaofbadstories]

True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is perceived as being mostly women. A situation that is perfectly equal between men and women is perceived as being biased in favor of women. And if you don’t believe me, you’ve never been a married woman who kept her family name. I have had students hold that up as proof of my “sexism.” My own brother told me that he could never marry a woman who kept her name because “everyone would know who ruled that relationship.” Perfect equality – my husband keeps his name and I keep mine – is held as a statement of superiority on my part.

- Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via feministartdegree)

[froopyhood]

"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"

nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”

[catsfurever]

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

[carefullywaxedthighs-deactivate]

that last one tho

[queerjourno]

oh lord this needs to actually be a thing

[smitethestate]

Please.

[fuckyeahretailrobin]

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “This says online only, do you sell it here?” Bottom Text: “…no?”]

I just… what.  What.  I am so confused, are you just making sure or…?

[nevalovely]

The  "online tickets" sign will kill me one day

[dimlylitmealsforone]

"The lettuce was so damn old I almost didn’t eat it.

Almost.

I felt I needed something green in there, something to make my perfectly square lunch meat look less shockingly pink against the sliced white.

Old lettuce. It sits at the back of the fridge turning brown and daring me to eat it. 

Well, today I did. I had to smother it in mustard and it was still awful.

I don’t think it did me any good at all.”

I’ve never seen mustard wielded in self defence before, and rightly so. 

What is the point of lettuce?

It seems to exist solely to delude us into thinking our sandwiches are healthy, to hide in our refrigerators turning brown, and to make us feel guilty about the massive giant mountain of food waste our unsustainable western lifestyles contribute to.

Lettuce, you’re bringing us all down.

[nevalovely]

This speaks to me 

[daveycameronisapie]

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

[snowybcnhills-deactivated201412]

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

[thesassycat]

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

[this-slag]

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

[emilys-nostalgia]

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via elovers)

[sleepyglaciers]

[beperpetuallydrunk-deactivated2]

Possibly my favourite photo set ever

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#serviceindustry

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PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.