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justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

dunknewton-deactivated20210211

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

unholydevilhost

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

mrsmummifikation

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

rodrickheffeley

hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, oral sex:

me and the girls:

ladyloveandjustice

Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.

glumshoe

Y’know, the real problem with renewable energy is that it’s so much harder to invade other countries to control their supply of things like wind and sunlight for your own purposes. I’m not saying it can’t be done but it’s definitely going to be a challenge in the future that we’ll need to overcome if we want to loosen our dependence on oil but still have excuses for empire and war.

alexsiple

alone time

theorangedead

woo-sustainability

this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainability tag, how’s this?”

trinandtonic-deactivated2022102

Everyone send this post to your parents

notstevebuscemi

Found this gem of a review on Amazon tonight.

compulsivefarmer

I keep picturing a middle aged woman trying to shoo a bunch of goats away with this and I’m crying from laughing so hard.

pipistrellus

doesnt scare goats in the least

bleakcreek

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

bleakcreek

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positivedoodles

Reminder: I added a new reward tier to my patreon. It’s a series of drawings centered on the phrases “It will be okay.” and “I’m going to be okay.”

leslady79

phoneticmeow

dankmemeuniversity

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

Me: “So I’m really into history.”

Bro: “Oh me too! I can’t believe a girl is into history like I am. Who’s your favorite Roman emperor?”

Me, automatically, transforming into an NPC with idle dialogue: “The Funnelbeaker Culture grew wheat, millet, and barley using ard ploughs to dig shallow scratches into the topsoil, and ard ploughs and other simple scratch ploughs or spike ploughs would remain standard in northern Europe until the invention of the mouldboard in the early Middle Ages; most of the stones used in the construction of Scandinavian megaliths, including the stone ship cemeteries from the Viking Age, bear ard scratches, indicating that they were picked out of field middens. And that’s all very interesting, but the domestication of bees dates all the way back to the Neolithic, and–”

kingscrown666

Bro dude: No, no. I mean real history. Y'know, they important stuff

systlin

Me, with a Very Intense look in my eyes; “Oh, important stuff! Well, the oldest spun fibers ever found are in Georgia in the Causcaus region. This means that humans knew how to process flax into fiber as early at 28,000 BCE, and while we have not found woven textiles dating back that far we have evidence of woven cloth being pressed against clay to make textured pottery dating back to 25,000 bce, and that means that woven linen significantly pre-dates settled populations. Now, humans didn’t domesticate sheep until around 11,000 years ago, but I suspect that they gathered shed wool to spin and weave textiles from before that, and that the warmth of woolen garments was a significant factor in humans eventually domesticating sheep, in order to obtain a reliable supply of both fiber and meat, and….”